assholes and their names

GonzoStyle · 12-09-2005, 12:02 AM

So I call some realtor today and I see her name is "Tonya"

So I dunno, I pronounce it like I would Tonya Harding.

hello, may I speak with tonya?

.....ahem...TOE-NYA!!!

umm ok.

yeah this is her.

yeah, I assumed it was Tonya...

WELL DON'T WE ALL!!!

then there was this guy named edward but he pronounced it Edu-ard. yeah it's my name as well, I know how to pronounce it, like its fuckin spelled.

Don't get pissed at others cause you decide to be a unique snowflake and pronounce your lame ass generic name as if it was something special.

lush · 12-09-2005, 12:08 AM

Like the chick in 90210
Onndrea.
I hate when people are pretentious.
Joe-l. No dick it's Joel as in Billy

Mad · 12-09-2005, 12:20 AM

The best are the morons that phonetically spell their offsprings name and it's anything but English.

So much for public school education.

Keyser Soze · 12-09-2005, 01:28 AM

i call my asshole hegzit onley.

Black Lazerus · 12-09-2005, 01:36 AM

E Mon New

PatCooper · 12-09-2005, 01:38 AM

i worked with a joe-el and i now work with a Tawn-ya but it's spelled Taunya.

Keyser Soze · 12-09-2005, 01:38 AM

a jo-el not spelled joelle?

GonzoStyle · 12-09-2005, 01:38 AM

yeah but your name is actually unique, not like Tonya.

It's not as if your name is Emanuel and you pronounce it emanoooo

Black Lazerus · 12-09-2005, 01:45 AM

see thats funny cause when i tell people my name they say Emanuel and i go no e mon new

GonzoStyle · 12-09-2005, 01:47 AM

yeah, now thats bad.

I figured you get "eye-man-new", alot.

Danked · 12-09-2005, 01:47 AM

On a somewhat related note, my name is spelled Damian.

HedCold spelled it Damien the other night. I didn't bother correcting him as I don't really care.

Hawt Baux · 12-09-2005, 01:49 AM

A manager at work calls me Marie and i get really annoyed.

GonzoStyle · 12-09-2005, 01:49 AM

ooh so thats how YOU spell it, mr. fancy boy.

I do really hate when people spell my name "Eddy" though, what kinda shit is that.

Danked · 12-09-2005, 01:50 AM

Did any of you ever have nicknames growing up or currently? I never did. I guess my name was unique enough that there really was nothing else for me to go by.

Danked is the closest thing.

Hawt Baux · 12-09-2005, 01:52 AM

My parents call me "re" or "rere".

I never even knew that's what they called retards until like a year ago when lush made fun of me for it.

Keyser Soze · 12-09-2005, 01:53 AM

90% of the people I know refer to me by Soup.

Danked · 12-09-2005, 01:53 AM

I've never heard retards called "re" or "rere."

Hawt Baux · 12-09-2005, 01:54 AM

Me either but i've heard alot of people say it's true.

Black Lazerus · 12-09-2005, 01:55 AM

GonzoStyle Wrote:yeah, now thats bad.

I figured you get "eye-man-new", alot.

that is when they read my name off a list

GonzoStyle · 12-09-2005, 01:56 AM

my close friends called me, the grand high exhaulted mystic ruler.