so i was browsing myspace for whores

Keyser Soze · 12-18-2005, 05:32 PM

ask her if she likes cheap trick

GonzoStyle · 12-18-2005, 10:35 PM

Quote:From: Bess

Date: Dec 18, 2005 2:04 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: RE: RE: Re:hey
Body: wow you people seriously need to get a life.
but however freaked out i am right now, im also intrigued as to what this guy looks like. can you send me a pic? and no i wont have sex in the butt with you, i thought i made that clear with the whole calling you a fag thing.

buuuuuurn, she said you guys are fags.

my reply to shim

Quote:<a class="postlink" href="http://myspace-910.vo.llnwd.net/00226/01/99/226439910_l.jpg">http://myspace-910.vo.llnwd.net/00226/0 ... 9910_l.jpg</a>

ok so you should join and become the 13th asshole member then I can win you over and settle for sex in your vagina.

Your future husband
-Eddie

Mad · 12-18-2005, 10:39 PM

Will she show us her floppy teat's?

The Sleeper · 12-18-2005, 10:55 PM

uh, she just called you a fag

diceisgod · 12-18-2005, 11:00 PM

you should send her one of the photoshopped photos, preferably one of the toilet ones.

Keyser Soze · 12-18-2005, 11:18 PM

i bet she has a lovely pair of green pants.

Arpikarhu · 12-18-2005, 11:57 PM

i am still thrilled that at some point she was here checking us out, reading our words. i feel so dirty.

The Jays · 12-18-2005, 11:59 PM

diceisgod Wrote:you should send her one of the photoshopped photos, preferably one of the toilet ones.

the one with sleeper on the can reading a book would be superb.

Arpikarhu · 12-19-2005, 12:00 AM

he jerks off on the toilet, he reads on the toilet, he is obsessed with the toilet!

The Jays · 12-19-2005, 12:04 AM

the toilet is such a fascinating object. it's like a porcelin fountain. i even throw pennies in mine for good luck.

HedCold · 12-19-2005, 12:45 AM

so did she get extra freaked out i used her pic as my avatar?

Arpikarhu · 12-19-2005, 12:46 AM

its not all about you, hedcold.

GonzoStyle · 12-19-2005, 12:47 AM

The Sleeper Wrote:uh, she just called you a fag

Oh sorry, I didn't mean to mix up your message.

Goatweed · 12-19-2005, 02:00 AM

when are you takin' her out to the diner?

GonzoStyle · 12-19-2005, 02:04 AM

Thankfully that diner was torn down, if anyone cared I posted a pic of the site in my "day in the life" thread but it went wasted on you people.

Goatweed · 12-19-2005, 02:13 AM

all I remember was the pic of Blueberry Crack brewing in the pot.

GonzoStyle · 12-19-2005, 02:17 AM

and my semen on the floor.

Goatweed · 12-19-2005, 02:19 AM

I somehow missed that.

GonzoStyle · 12-19-2005, 02:22 AM

it was one the last pics.

GonzoStyle · 12-19-2005, 02:26 AM