i went out once today and it was hell

[diceisgod]

I just went to wawa to buy some milk and skoal. Minding my own business this fucking filthy bum is standing right outside the store begging. I all but ran past him as he tried get my attention. Then I get back to my apt and I see this asshole walking a dog... right into the apt building. There are no dogs allowed in our building, one of the reasons i moved here, and all i kept thinking was that this asshole probably lived right above me and i'll get to hear the damn think yelp all day and night. To make things better when i walked by him he told the dog "Attack!". He was trying to be funny i guess and get some attention. The dog was obviously a new born, it was no higher then my ankle. I wanted to choke it with it's own lease and then the owner. I still might.

Anyway my point is i don't leave the house unless i absolutely need to: food, heroin, tobacco, work.

[The Jays]

im the same way with sweettarts

[Arpikarhu]

I am doing a write in vote for DIG for biggest fall from grace.

[The Jays]

we should just nominate the board for biggest fall from grace

[Danked]

I'd change my vote!

[The Jays]

that way, we can vote for the board next year for most improved poster

[GonzoStyle]

surprise!!!

[The Jays]

what is it with this surprise stuff, he already revealed it, it was charles manson, whoopty doo

[GonzoStyle]

I refuse to believe that was it, it can't be!

[Keyser Soze]

what a disappointment.

[GonzoStyle]

The dog was obviously a new born, it was no higher then my ankle. I wanted to choke it with it's own lease and then the owner.

I just noticed that, its like in the commercial when the dog mentions a 3 year leash and the guy says "LEASE!!!!"

But you're the dumb dog in this case.

[diceisgod]

fix the board, chubs

[GonzoStyle]

play dead

[Arpikarhu]

he is

[Arpikarhu]

ARGH!

[GonzoStyle]

a dumb dog or dead?

[Arpikarhu]

playing dead

[GonzoStyle]

I hope it's just playing, remember how good he used to be?