IF WWII Were Fought Online

[Ken'sPen]

hoon you are a nobody,
as am I.....
which must be why they enjoy talking to us so much......


because they've been talking to nobody for years.

[Hoon]

these guys are mere months away from talking to their own testicles as if they're two seperate friends but they're right... we're lame.

[Ken'sPen]

Gonzo often talks to Keyser's testicles.....

whispering sweet nothings.

[Hoon]

..and i have no doubt that what he whispers is cutting edge, original and a real knee slapper.

this place truly reminds me of the music nerds in john cusacks smash hit, 'High Fidelity'

[Ken'sPen]

everytime Gonzo says something cutting edge to Keyser's testes it merits an additional 5 lines of status quotes....
the knee slappers scroll.

[Goatweed]

I wish you would come around more, Ken.

[Ken'sPen]

I will try.

[Keyser Soze]

aww you two are so cute. welcome back.

[Ken'sPen]

go fuck yourself.

[Goatweed]

I will try.

you say that, but then you disappear for months on end - it's heart wrenching.

[Keyser Soze]

why do they play with our emotions so?

[Ken'sPen]

honestly,
at some point this joint became filled with inside jokes, and I wasn't inside enough to get them....
thus confirming gonzo's "nobody" theory.....

[Goatweed]

I thought all the inside jokes left with the great "I Hate Arpi so I'm Leaving" purge?

[fbd]

this place became filled with inside jokes two days after it opened

[Ken'sPen]

the great "I Hate Arpi so I'm Leaving" purge?

I wish I knew what that was.

[Hoon]

They have yet to realise that if they say something funny, only 8 or 9 people find it funny. That is quite a standard to hold ones self to.

[Keyser Soze]

sorry you couldnt join the party ken's pen

[Hoon]

::8 people laugh on cue::

[Ken'sPen]

When this place was hoppin,
nobody even read Keyser's posts.

[Hoon]

maybe we should have an aim conversation about this then post it as a thread..