Merry Christmas Retards

OAS · 12-21-2005, 03:36 PM

Just wanted to stop in and wish all of you rejects from society a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. And that goes to all of you Jews too. You may have killed my savior, but we still have one hell of a party on his birthday every year. And stop trying to blame the Romans.

Now go try and catch a bus or a subway to get to your holiday parties. Oh that's right, their not running. Fuck you then, walk.

Arpikarhu · 12-21-2005, 03:40 PM

i am surprised that you took off time from your covert government activities to drop in.

thanks, now bye bye.

Black Lazerus · 12-21-2005, 03:41 PM

damn my theory is smashed!!!

whats up old timer you forgot about Kwanzaa
I for one woud like him to stay unlike you his age has not made him a bitter shell of himself

OAS · 12-21-2005, 03:54 PM

Hey Laz,

Sorry about that lack of a Happy Kwanzaa wish. If I ever figure out what the f Kwanzaa is I will send you a card. Isn't some celebration that the landlord isn't evicting people or something like that?

Black Lazerus · 12-21-2005, 04:17 PM

who the fuck knows i think it's something to confuse you white people. sort of like slang and dance moves.

Ken'sPen · 12-21-2005, 04:18 PM

no dance movie confuses me more than River Dance, and that one isn't your fault.

Black Lazerus · 12-21-2005, 04:20 PM

obviously you never saw a Missy Elliot video

Goatweed · 12-21-2005, 04:37 PM

I guess OAS hasn't found Bin Laden yet.

Gooch · 12-21-2005, 04:45 PM

he's having trouble finding Waldo these days.

Hoon · 12-21-2005, 04:49 PM

Black Lazerus Wrote:obviously you never saw a Missy Elliot video

i think she said it best when she said sir fwippa fwippa fweh nyeh

Goatweed · 12-21-2005, 05:28 PM

Gooch Wrote:he's having trouble finding Waldo these days.

a dose of Viagra should remedy that for him.

Hoon · 12-21-2005, 05:34 PM

viagra jokes are about as funny as burn victim jokes.

Goatweed · 12-21-2005, 05:37 PM

would Cialis have been better?

Black Lazerus · 12-21-2005, 05:41 PM

he is more a levitra man i think

HollywoodJewMoses · 12-21-2005, 05:54 PM

oas, what was jesus like? was he good at poker?

Goatweed · 12-21-2005, 05:59 PM

old man jokes are about as funny as robert reed bathrobe jokes.

Hoon · 12-21-2005, 06:01 PM

robert reed bathrobe jokes are about as funny as 'im pregnent' jokes from your highschool gf.

OAS · 12-21-2005, 06:15 PM

Jesus sucked at poker. He could never bluff. For some devine reason, he just couldn't lie. However, he was great at poker parties if we ran out of alcohol. As long as we could come up with some water, the party kept going on.

I couldn't tell you if Viagra or Cialis was better. A hot redhead with a talented mouth still keeps me moving on.

Hoon · 12-21-2005, 06:26 PM

it takes more than a nice pair of hologram lizard glasses and the promise of eternal salvation to take chris moneymakers stack!

Black Lazerus · 12-21-2005, 06:54 PM

i believe his redhead story