awful jokes that comedians need to stop using

Keyser Soze · 01-30-2006, 07:57 PM

i smashed an ice cream cone in a kids face and told him he would remember me forever, HAHAHAHAHAAHA......uhhhhh no.

HedCold · 01-30-2006, 08:13 PM

he deserves it for being a lying 50 yr old man!

Keyser Soze · 01-30-2006, 08:14 PM

still not funny

HedCold · 01-30-2006, 08:18 PM

you just feel threanted by his looks

Keyser Soze · 01-30-2006, 08:41 PM

we've already established he's a handsome young lad, i actually thought he was funny on SNL but his monologue was horrendous. he might be a better comedic actor than a stand up.

drusilla · 01-30-2006, 11:06 PM

mencia & caliendo both suck balls. i cant stand either of them. i really really don't get the facination with dane cook. his monologue on snl was just eh. i really have no idea how he sells out arenas.

HedCold · 01-31-2006, 12:05 AM

i didn't see him on snl, i just know his stuff from his cd's

Tequila · 01-31-2006, 05:14 PM

drusilla Wrote:mencia & caliendo both suck balls. i cant stand either of them. i really really don't get the facination with dane cook. his monologue on snl was just eh. i really have no idea how he sells out arenas.

Why do you think they suck?

I was upset that Mencia lost to Cook. The only thing Cook did that was funny was the hole church bit.

Ken'sPen · 01-31-2006, 05:22 PM

Hey did you know a LOT of black comedians are happy about 9-11? Seems the Arabs took the heat off of the blacks, and NOW THEY are the most hated ethnic group......

It's funny cause it's true.....

drusilla · 01-31-2006, 10:51 PM

Tequila Wrote:
drusilla Wrote:mencia & caliendo both suck balls. i cant stand either of them. i really really don't get the facination with dane cook. his monologue on snl was just eh. i really have no idea how he sells out arenas.
Why do you think they suck?

I was upset that Mencia lost to Cook. The only thing Cook did that was funny was the hole church bit.

i've listened to both when they have been on o&a back in the day & now. & still not funny. haha beaner jokes. hysterical. i dont even think i can last more than 2 minutes when either of them are on tv either. just painfully unfunny. who knows. maybe i'm just too white.

Adolf · 01-31-2006, 11:22 PM

The only funny beaner is george lopez, that man can tell a joke or two.