a question of great importance

[Adolf]

face first. i mostly air dry the rest.

do tell, start with the actual shower itself, actually just get to the part where you soap up your tits and slowly spread the suds around.

ok enough about you, trekkie.

lets get the above question answered.

[Goatweed]

good luck with that

[Adolf]

where were going, we don't need.... roads!

[Goatweed]

yet I'm the geek???

[Adolf]

yes, cause you got the reference.

[Goatweed]

go piss in the litterbox, pussy.

[Adolf]

square

[Tequila]

square

Why are you calling him a slice of pizza?

[Goatweed]

wouldnt a middle or corner be a "slice" ?

[Bloody Anus]

Why would the order even matter? Unless you're using a fucking hand towel, the towel ought to be big enough so that you can dry your crotch/ass on one part of the towel and dry everything else towards another end of the towel. Or the other side, for that matter.

[diceisgod]

OMG YOU FUCKING RULE!

[Mad]

The yuck germs can leak through the towel, dur.

[Hawt Baux]

Another question...when you shower do you clean your hair first or your body.

I don't understand people who don't wash their hair first.

[Goatweed]

much like how I dry, I wash top-down. It just makes sense to do it that way.

[Keyser Soze]

i dry and wash top to bottom, but really if you wash properly it shouldnt matter how you dry.

[The Jays]

what about the times that you jerk off in the shower? sometimes, you get out, and you need to be wary of the cum dribble getting on the towel before you dry your face.

[Adolf]

and thats why jays is a good co-host, he always comes up with the follow through for gonzo to save the day.

[Goatweed]

where are the new shows?

[coppelia]

alright so, i have 2 seperate towels : a hair/face towel and a body towel.

As far as order of washing : I shampoo, leave it in while i shave and use facewash,rinse then use conditioner and leave it in while i used body wash and soap, then rinse.

[Adolf]

you're very clean