i bought a gun

[Mad]

Big deal, the low fat, protein and fiber from the beans make up for it.

[Keyser Soze]

so you dont exercise?

[Mad]

I use to be in amazing shape for my age, that is until a couple of car accidents. I'm like a karate man, all fucked up on the inside.

[Keyser Soze]

couple? how many?

[Ken'sPen]

grab a dictionary....

"couple" is rather specific in number.

[Keyser Soze]

couple: a small indefinite number; "he's coming for a couple of days"

[Mad]

Two within a year (one head on, which almost killed me) add a couple more minor ones and then previous head on twelve years ago. Then add a couple more and a T-bone too. To sum it up, a lot.

[Keyser Soze]

jesus, bad luck or bad driving on your part?

[Ken'sPen]

huh....
I guess they are "slanging up" dictionaries now....
to change meanings of words to correspond to the dopes who misuse them.

[Mad]

jesus, bad luck or bad driving on your part?

Considering that ninety percent of them are the other guy's fault, I'd say bad luck.

It also would help if I drove bigger vehicles, but I hate pissing money away on gas.

[Hoon]

90% is not condusive to having 2 accidents.

[Mad]

Ninety percent of the time it was the other persons fault, out of all the accidents. Not the last two, they were one hundred percent wrong, dick.

[Hoon]

I was arguing ken's point that 'a couple' didn't necessarily correlate to two.

Would you like to take back calling me names?

[Keyser Soze]

Ninety percent of the time it was the other persons fault, out of all the accidents. Not the last two, they were one hundred percent wrong, dick.

they were black or jewish?

[Mad]

The head on was a moolie in the Bronx, crossed the double yellow line and I just turn away in time for just a glancing blow. Still knocked me the fuck out.

The last one was a white guy in a rental car, rear ended me in stop and go traffic. Just manged to get me in the worst place, belt forward, arms tight and head whipped back with no head rest to stop it.

[Hoon]

If I were in an accident with any measure of impact I'd certainly get sick to my stomach because I'm a pussy and any tension makes me feel like I have to throw a puke.

[Mad]

The head on really, really fucked up the other car. The other driver said that some 'red' car struck him and pushed him into my lane. I didn't see any red car, just a car in my lane as I'm doing thirty five, jerked the steering wheel to the right and *BOOM*, woke up a minute or so, down the road on the side.

[The Jays]

They have a fifteen round .45 ACP and thirty round magazine's too. DIG has a Glock, not a 1911 clone with a SEVEN round magazine.

you talk about firearms like a teenage girl talks about jeans or shoes.

i like it.

[GonzoStyle]

everyone on this board makes a great couple.

[diceisgod]

here's my baby: http://www.glock.com/te_g19.htm