Hoon Vs. Next Best Thing Lumberjack match thread......

Hoon · 10-13-2006, 08:38 PM

i think the hesitation of the Thing and his posse to produce an authentic photo to go along with the chuck norris type resume' is another point for me.

ken?

Ken'sPen · 10-13-2006, 08:38 PM

Hoon is resorting to the Keyser school of debate,

"Yeah, well this is my picture"......

and dude.....WTF is up with the sniper, hitman shit,
you really forgot what board nonsense is about?

Next Best Thing · 10-13-2006, 08:38 PM

Hoon Wrote:yes, let's see NBT.
I'm sure shay is curious to know what a ninja/secretservice/mademan looks like.

what is it you do for a living again?

I beat the shit out of skinny cunts like you. I've benn getting overpaid for that for 20 years. You see, Hoon, it pays to take care of your body. In addition to never being mistaken for a 14 year old girl, you can make a few bucks in the deal.

Hoon · 10-13-2006, 08:39 PM

Ken'sPen Wrote:Hoon is resorting to the Keyser school of debate,

"Yeah, well this is my picture"......

and dude.....WTF is up with the sniper, hitman shit,
you really forgot what board nonsense is about?

I produced it as the Thing asked for it to be posted.

And the job description is exaggerated by me yes, but not too far from the truth as Thing presented it at the DB

Ken'sPen · 10-13-2006, 08:39 PM

Hoon Wrote:i think the hesitation of the Thing and his posse to produce an authentic photo to go along with the chuck norris type resume' is another point for me.

ken?

actually no,
I will give no points for who looks better,
this is a fucking message board, it's all about words on a screen.

Next Best Thing · 10-13-2006, 08:39 PM

Hoon Wrote:i think the hesitation of the Thing and his posse to produce an authentic photo to go along with the chuck norris type resume' is another point for me.

ken?

Hoon you can keep racking up imaginary points all you want - You're a weak-willed cunt, and I'm a lot better looking than you. Plus, I am 100% American badass.

Hoon · 10-13-2006, 08:40 PM

Next Best Thing Wrote:
Hoon Wrote:yes, let's see NBT.
I'm sure shay is curious to know what a ninja/secretservice/mademan looks like.

what is it you do for a living again?

I beat the shit out of skinny cunts like you. I've benn getting overpaid for that for 20 years. You see, Hoon, it pays to take care of your body. In addition to never being mistaken for a 14 year old girl, you can make a few bucks in the deal.

it would be less stress on your fingers to just type..

GAAAHHHH

Ken'sPen · 10-13-2006, 08:40 PM

Hoon Wrote:And the job description is exaggerated by me yes, but not too far from the truth as Thing presented it at the DB

no I meant I was laughing when he was explaining his job,
assuming he was just goading the dipshits.

Hoon · 10-13-2006, 08:40 PM

Ken'sPen Wrote:
Hoon Wrote:i think the hesitation of the Thing and his posse to produce an authentic photo to go along with the chuck norris type resume' is another point for me.

ken?

actually no,
I will give no points for who looks better,
this is a fucking message board, it's all about words on a screen.

i disagree.
The Thing brought this angle up.
I am merely delivering the goods.

It is as relevent as anything.

Next Best Thing · 10-13-2006, 08:41 PM

Hoon Wrote:
Next Best Thing Wrote:
Hoon Wrote:yes, let's see NBT.
I'm sure shay is curious to know what a ninja/secretservice/mademan looks like.

what is it you do for a living again?

I beat the shit out of skinny cunts like you. I've benn getting overpaid for that for 20 years. You see, Hoon, it pays to take care of your body. In addition to never being mistaken for a 14 year old girl, you can make a few bucks in the deal.
it would be less stress on your fingers to just type..

GAAAHHHH

I bet that would have worked for Jackie, babe.

I know you're dying to see a picture of my ass so you casn dildo yourself to death tonight, but I don't have one. Sorry.

Ken'sPen · 10-13-2006, 08:42 PM

Hoon Wrote:i disagree.
The Thing brought this angle up.
I am merely delivering the goods.

It is as relevent as anything.

did he?
if so, it is valid, and your moviestar good looks are points.

Next Best Thing · 10-13-2006, 08:42 PM

Hoon Wrote:
Ken'sPen Wrote:
Hoon Wrote:i think the hesitation of the Thing and his posse to produce an authentic photo to go along with the chuck norris type resume' is another point for me.

ken?

actually no,
I will give no points for who looks better,
this is a fucking message board, it's all about words on a screen.
i disagree.
The Thing brought this angle up.
I am merely delivering the goods.

It is as relevent as anything.

Hoon, ask Luna, or ask Shay. They've both seen The Thing.

You look like a little fucking kid, I'll give you that.

Hoon · 10-13-2006, 08:42 PM

Ken'sPen Wrote:
Hoon Wrote:And the job description is exaggerated by me yes, but not too far from the truth as Thing presented it at the DB

no I meant I was laughing when he was explaining his job,
assuming he was just goading the dipshits.

this is his chance to clear it up.

so far, Thing's postion is that i am a "cunt".
you have to agree that is not only ineffective but deducts points on the basis of content and frequency of use, alone.

don't jeopardize your personal integrity here, ken.
be objective and honest.

white oleander · 10-13-2006, 08:43 PM

You answer me this Noah

Tell me what i ever did to you to deserve the treatment you have handed out to me over the past week since NBT fooled you into thinking there was some kind of *thing* going on.

and what you just did was the lowest

you are scum, and if you ever went down in my estimation you just hit rock bottom

I was gonna pm this, but what the fuck

Next Best Thing · 10-13-2006, 08:43 PM

Hoon Wrote:
Ken'sPen Wrote:
Hoon Wrote:And the job description is exaggerated by me yes, but not too far from the truth as Thing presented it at the DB

no I meant I was laughing when he was explaining his job,
assuming he was just goading the dipshits.
this is his chance to clear it up.

so far, Thing's postion is that i am a "cunt".
you have to agree that is not only ineffective but deducts points on the basis of content and frequency of use, alone.

don't jeopardize your personal integrity here, ken.
be objective and honest.

You are a cunt, Hoon. There are mountains of evidence indicating that, your picture is just a piece of the puzzle.

Ken'sPen · 10-13-2006, 08:43 PM

Hoon Wrote:don't jeopardize your personal integrity here, ken.
be objective and honest.

I have been calling this one down the middle
you got your pretty boy points.

HedCold · 10-13-2006, 08:44 PM

lamest e-drama ever

Hoon · 10-13-2006, 08:44 PM

Next Best Thing Wrote:
Hoon Wrote:
Ken'sPen Wrote:
Hoon Wrote:i think the hesitation of the Thing and his posse to produce an authentic photo to go along with the chuck norris type resume' is another point for me.

ken?

actually no,
I will give no points for who looks better,
this is a fucking message board, it's all about words on a screen.
i disagree.
The Thing brought this angle up.
I am merely delivering the goods.

It is as relevent as anything.

Hoon, ask Luna, or ask Shay. They've both seen The Thing.

You look like a little fucking kid, I'll give you that.

Ken, exhibit A.

this is bush league.
even i gave thing more credit than this.
its not only embarassing him but tarnishing the quality of this whole confrontation.

Next Best Thing · 10-13-2006, 08:45 PM

white oleander Wrote:You answer me this Noah

Tell me what i ever did to you to deserve the treatment you have handed out to me over the past week since NBT fooled you into thinking there was some kind of *thing* going on.

and what you just did was the lowest

you are scum, and if you ever went down in my estimation you just hit rock bottom

I was gonna pm this, but what the fuck

He's just average, upstate New York white-trash, dear. He's got a look on his face like he's about to get arrested for DWI.

faceman802 · 10-13-2006, 08:45 PM

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