Hoon Vs. Next Best Thing Lumberjack match thread......

[Ken'sPen]

can someone sum this fight up to me in 25 words or less.

Hoon is trying to hook up,
and is flexing some mod buttons to show off for a piece of board tail,

which is fine,

but his constant denial is humorous.


(damn, 30 words)

[Hoon]

already summed it up for him, chuckles!

trademark: goatweed

[Ken'sPen]

I thought he might care about the truth.

[Black Lazerus]

... do all boards fight because of some over sensitive chick and the guy who feels he has to protect them. god it's like the same story every fucking 3 years.

[Hoon]

as i stated on page 3, the kid stuff doesn't bother me. it's classless, yes but that's life. however, there are rules and if i didn't uphold them, ken would be here bitching now that i don't do my job.

see where this is going?

[Ken'sPen]

dude,
I'm all for you doing whatever you must to get some tail,

it must be a challenge for you little people.

[Hoon]

and folks, the truth as everyone here knows it.
ken comes to the boards for lunchdates and penthouse pm's.

having an icon like myself in the way, is not condusive to his ego.

[Luna]

yes.

you're a boss, right?
you know those people who bitch and complain no matter what you do for them or don't do to them?

that's ken and luna.

oh, suck it.

I was always told I couldn't have special treatment because I was 'friends' with so and so and that I was supposed to have thick skin (which I did anyway)... this is why I was just as surprised as you when you got banned for calling me a cunt over and over....

hey hoon, how long have you been a big mod on campus? 2, 3 weeks? BAHAHAHAAA!



ps, all those kids of those people over there look retarded to me... not just Maryann's. OH!1

[Ken'sPen]

dude,
the lunchdate was originated on this board.....

and half were guys.

did I touch a nerve?

how tall are you?

[Hoon]

it's almost as if i'm wal-mart and you two are mom & pop shops.

[Hoon]

dude,
the lunchdate was originated on this board.....
and half were guys.
did I touch a nerve?
how tall are you?

You're so predictable.
i'm 6'0" - 210lbs.

now wait ten minutes and scream at me because "THIS ISN'T A HEIGHT CONTEST!!"

[Ken'sPen]

I'm 6'2" and 212

wanna rethink those fat jokes......

and my 6'2"
isn't with lifts in my boots either......

[Luna]

it's almost as if i'm wal-mart and you two are mom & pop shops.

and where do you find all the retarded kids? WAL*MART, baby!!!1

[Hoon]

you're a veritable skyscraper.
do your buddies call you "tiny", you know, because you're so stacked??!@!

[Ken'sPen]

it's almost as if i'm wal-mart .

well you do seem to attract white trash.

[Ken'sPen]

you're a veritable skyscraper.
do your buddies call you "tiny", you know, because you're so stacked??!@!

dude,
you posted your wedding picks,
and unless you married someone in the WNBA you are not 6 foot,

every chick in the bridal party was taller than ya.

[Hoon]

it's almost as if i'm wal-mart and you two are mom & pop shops.

and where do you find all the retarded kids? WAL*MART, baby!!!1

Did rupert feed you that gem?

[Hoon]

you're a veritable skyscraper.
do your buddies call you "tiny", you know, because you're so stacked??!@!

dude,
you posted your wedding picks,
and unless you married someone in the WNBA you are not 6 foot,
every chick in the bridal party was taller than ya.

that's because they were floating on air... just being in my presence.

[Luna]

it's almost as if i'm wal-mart .

well you do seem to attract white trash.

I can't go there now without being reminded of JayO and his 4 white trashy, snot-nosed kids....

[Luna]

it's almost as if i'm wal-mart and you two are mom & pop shops.

and where do you find all the retarded kids? WAL*MART, baby!!!1

Did rupert feed you that gem?

oh that's it.... PICK ON MY DOG!!!

geee, how many times have you made beastiality jokes about Rupert and I?