Guess where I am right now! - GUESS DAMN YOU!

HollywoodJewMoses · 11-26-2003, 12:30 AM

yeah you are.
anyways, this traffic sucks balls, im passing through (slowly) Stamford, CT right now.

HollywoodJewMoses · 11-26-2003, 12:49 AM

...going in bathroom now

Galt · 11-26-2003, 12:53 AM

YES!!!!

But don't bring the laptop. That's nasty.

And I wasn't confusing anyone with anyone. Anybody on a top-shelf vehicle owes to the rest of us commoners to soil it.

Either by beating off, or by smearing your shit on the walls. And beating off is more fun.

HollywoodJewMoses · 11-26-2003, 12:57 AM

i just went to pee, nothing more.

it was really difficult to pee, i cant imagine how incredibly hard it would be to jerk off.

bouncie bouncie bouncie,,,i didnt miss though!

Galt · 11-26-2003, 12:59 AM

incredibly hard? It would be cake. You wouldn't even have to do work. Just hold it and squeeze and then the bouncing of the traffic would do all the work for you.

And I forgot, another great thing about the train: No traffic. Guaranteed to be 4 hours. You're gonna be on that thing for like 6 hours

HollywoodJewMoses · 11-26-2003, 01:03 AM

yeah, there was more traffic than expected, but i hate the train.

i blame my hatrid of the train on this one cunt who decided to sit next to me while she ate her TRAIN BOUGHT BLACK BEAN SOUP!!!1!11

that awful smell.

its ok, i have my friend, the internet to get me through these last 20minutes.

p.s. no it was really difficult to pee, maybe its easy if you have a REALLY SMALL PENIS.

HollywoodJewMoses · 12-01-2003, 12:49 AM

ok guess where i am now?

GonzoStyle · 12-01-2003, 12:54 AM

Mads house?

HollywoodJewMoses · 12-01-2003, 01:32 AM

no! keep gussing!

GonzoStyle · 12-01-2003, 01:39 AM

my next "guss" as you put it, would be that you are back on the bus.

HollywoodJewMoses · 12-01-2003, 01:42 AM

shut up! mr charcter

GonzoStyle · 12-01-2003, 01:43 AM

the "a" is silent.

HollywoodJewMoses · 12-01-2003, 01:56 AM

you should be as well!

Goatweed · 12-01-2003, 01:57 AM

zing!!

HollywoodJewMoses · 12-01-2003, 02:04 AM

:5:

GonzoStyle · 12-01-2003, 02:13 AM

I don't see anyone else gussing!!!

HollywoodJewMoses · 12-01-2003, 02:22 AM

thats because you got it right superstar!

Galt · 12-01-2003, 03:16 AM

WhackBagKid Wrote:ok guess where i am now?

why would you pose that as a question?

HollywoodJewMoses · 12-01-2003, 04:01 AM

because i am not as smart as you.

crack hitler · 12-01-2003, 04:48 AM

this thread is thrilling, ok, i am gussing at this point you are home and reading this thread, and wondering why the bus fumes had such an impact on you as to start another stupid thread