New Kidnapping in Iraq?

The Jays · 02-01-2005, 11:32 PM

Quote:A statement posted with the picture suggested the group was holding other soldiers.

"Our mujahedeen heroes of Iraq's Jihadi Battalion were able to capture American military man John Adam after killing a number of his comrades and capturing the rest," said the statement, signed by the "Mujahedeen Brigades."

John Adam. Pfc or G.I Joe?

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Quote:The posting, on a Web site that frequently carries militants' statements, included a photo of what that statement said was an American soldier, wearing desert fatigues and seated on a concrete floor with his hands tied behind his back.

The figure in the photo appeared stiff and expressionless.

Liam Cusack, of the toy manufacturer Dragon Models USA, Inc., said the image of the soldier portrayed in the photo bore a striking resemblance to a military action figure made by the company.

These dumbasses, that shit is just sad. It was a good try though. But, look at the photo, how is the gun being held in the air like that?

Arpikarhu · 02-01-2005, 11:37 PM

this has hedcold written all over it. he perpetrated this hoax!

HedCold · 02-02-2005, 01:28 AM

i never collected gi joes

Arpikarhu · 02-02-2005, 01:39 AM

HOAXER!!!

HedCold · 02-02-2005, 01:46 AM

i never watched the gi joe tv show either

The Jays · 02-02-2005, 01:51 AM

it's not a GI Joe. It's Special Ops.

Arpikarhu · 02-02-2005, 01:53 AM

he is trying to throw us off! he is the Mad Hoaxer!!

HedCold · 02-02-2005, 01:55 AM

at first i thought jays photoshopped on laz's head

Hoon · 02-02-2005, 02:02 AM

My initial thought was that I bet the terrorists caught him sitting alone somewhere, hiding from work and enjoying a menthol cigarette.

The Jays · 02-02-2005, 02:09 AM

HedCold Wrote:at first i thought jays photoshopped on laz's head

I'm glad I'm not alone that someone else thinks it looks like Laz.

Goatweed · 02-02-2005, 02:51 AM

what's sad is, those Iraqi's are better with Photoshop than I am.

Black Lazerus · 02-02-2005, 02:34 PM

HELP ME YOU BASTARDS!!!!

Goatweed · 02-02-2005, 02:48 PM

you need lots of photoshop help too?

Hoon · 02-02-2005, 11:00 PM

Even the insurgents know better than to kidnap colored folks.

Arpikarhu · 02-03-2005, 12:47 AM

Hoon Wrote:Even the insurgents know better than to kidnap colored folks.

why is that? what do you mean? please explain this joke. i bet you cant.

Hoon · 02-03-2005, 02:03 AM

There is a myriad of endings to this joke.
Pick one.

diceisgod · 02-03-2005, 02:10 AM

Bland is to Arpi as Hoon is to Ken'sPen

Arpikarhu · 02-03-2005, 02:16 AM

Hoon Wrote:There is a myriad of endings to this joke.
Pick one.

i knew that you couldnt

Hoon · 02-03-2005, 02:19 AM

Arpikarhu Wrote:
Hoon Wrote:There is a myriad of endings to this joke.
Pick one.
i knew that you couldnt

I'm not your trick dog.
You've mistaken me for Rooner who is probably out cheating on his second wife.

Arpikarhu · 02-03-2005, 02:28 AM

no. i know which idiot is which. you are THE idiot. rooner is THAT idiot.