Today my cat...

GonzoStyle · 10-13-2005, 03:14 PM

will be either spayed or neutered and I will finally find out if its a boy or girl, though in any case the cats name will remain adolf. I know everyones excited to finally find out and let the burden be lifted, its like who shot JR!

Goatweed · 10-13-2005, 03:21 PM

so much for you gettin lucky this weekend (unless he/she is a fast healer?)

GonzoStyle · 10-13-2005, 03:23 PM

well when I left him/her in his/her cage he was next to this big brown cat about 6 times his/her size so I think shims getting broken in by some adebisi lookin cat today.

Goatweed · 10-13-2005, 03:25 PM

I'll send over a catnip bouquet to cheer it up.

GonzoStyle · 10-13-2005, 03:31 PM

The receptionist told me that the doctor would figure it out, I sure hope so. I'd hate to have it come home shitting from its mouth.

Arpikarhu · 10-13-2005, 03:33 PM

GonzoStyle Wrote:well when I left him/her in his/her cage he was next to this big brown cat about 6 times his/her size so I think shims getting broken in by some adebisi lookin cat today.

you totally made up that spelling for "adebisi"

Goatweed · 10-13-2005, 03:34 PM

it would be great if they could do something to prevent it from pissing, cat piss is the worst smell ever.

GonzoStyle · 10-13-2005, 03:36 PM

Arpikarhu Wrote:
GonzoStyle Wrote:well when I left him/her in his/her cage he was next to this big brown cat about 6 times his/her size so I think shims getting broken in by some adebisi lookin cat today.
you totally made up that spelling for "adebisi"

Simon Adebisi played by Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje on the HBO series "OZ".

Danked · 10-13-2005, 03:43 PM

When they check you in and ask your cat's name, do you tell them it is Adolf or do you make something else up?

GonzoStyle · 10-13-2005, 03:44 PM

Whats wrong with shim's name?

Goatweed · 10-13-2005, 03:49 PM

nothing, if you goosestep when you walk.

GonzoStyle · 10-13-2005, 03:51 PM

Adolf is a fine name, if its a girl maybe i'll call it ade or something.

Goatweed · 10-13-2005, 03:52 PM

call it pussy.

Keyser Soze · 10-13-2005, 03:54 PM

HAAHAHAHAHAHA HITLER IS SO EDGY!!!

HedCold · 10-13-2005, 03:54 PM

joobie's dog's names is Ada. Maybe they can get together

GonzoStyle · 10-13-2005, 03:55 PM

Got any new jokes to make your own with your woman yet? The cat was a gift from a friend who came from overseas and he bought the cat in germany, it fit.

Goatweed · 10-13-2005, 03:58 PM

does it like to play on or near your oven?

Danked · 10-13-2005, 03:59 PM

Is it really that, or is it because you give him a little moustache with permanent marker?

Keyser Soze · 10-13-2005, 03:59 PM

i guess einstein isnt edgy enough for you

GonzoStyle · 10-13-2005, 04:04 PM

Danked Wrote:Is it really that, or is it because you give him a little moustache with permanent marker?

He really does have this mark on the bottom part of his nose that looks like a hitler mustache, he's fluffy white and a pure aryan.