A Joke

[Hoon]

So this bipolar guy walks off a plane clutching his backpack and claiming it's a bomb and the air marshall says to him.....

Stop me if you've heard this one..

[Mad]

Five shots, did they all hit center of mass or was it two to the chest and three to the head?

[Hoon]

I don't know about all that... but Al Jazeera is reporting that after the air marshalls shot him, they had sex with the corpse.
Man, those wacky Al Jazeerians, their news is fabricated but so edgey that you almost wish it WAS true.

[Mad]

It's not gay if you're fucking a corpse.

[Goatweed]

I like the idea that these air marshalls arent playing games.

and for such an overmedicated country, how are people still using the "he forgot to take his meds" excuse?

[Buttmunch]

They should shoot ever tenth passenger, at random, that way everyone will be on their best behavior!

[Hoon]

the wife should be jailed for 90 days for even letting the cock sucker get on the plane, knowing he was psychotic AND neglecting his meds.

everyone knows the only time a wife is not supposed to snitch on her husband is after he's beaten her.