There's a girl in my office

[Ken'sPen]

who is a dead ringer for SI swimsuit model May Anderson....
anyway when I was at lunch she grabbed my desk calendar and drew on all the Girl's faces....

I think this means she wants my penis....

is my interpretation accurate?

[Gooch]

that or she thinks you are a buffoon that she can draw on your personal property like that.

sounds more like flirtation, though. bang her. hard.

[Ken'sPen]

I do have several Baffoon Like qualities....
I am no longer confident.

[Gooch]

if she pisses on the calender, her vulva is yours.

[Ken'sPen]

she just made a joke about me having a small dick,
I think that's a bad sign.

[Danked]

Sue her for sexual harrassment.

[Ken'sPen]

shouldn't you be wandering thru your neighborhood telling young children Santa isn't real?

[Gooch]

she just made a joke about me having a small dick,
I think that's a bad sign.

actually, no...someone coworker from the Men's room must have blabbed.


still seems flirting..or just she's a cocktease.

[Ken'sPen]

actually I think it was the Dominca chick who used to work here... she took my pants down in the hallway...

how the hell am I supposed to measure up to Domincan Dick for Christ's Sake?

[Gooch]

are you still at same workplace, btw?

[Keyser Soze]

take her into the street, thats where gooch works his romance.

[Gooch]

only at 16. but, works for me.

[Ken'sPen]

the street huh?

I'll put on some Beatles first and see if I can work a subliminal suggestion.

[Gooch]

If she has red hair, she's on the go team.

[Ken'sPen]

no red hair....
she looks exactly like may anderson.......
I googled a picture,
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[Adolf]

does she have bangin' titties?

[Ken'sPen]

her bra says 34 C,
but they look more like Bs to me.