Excessive Saftey Measures

[Hoon]

So we got a memo late last week about wearing company issued safety glasses in all areas here at work. I didn't know they would include, my work area, here in the front office.

Yes. I am now sitting at my station, dressed to the nine's, hair looking perfect, sporting fuck me breath and a big thick pair of plexiglass saftey glasses. What's going to fly into my eye in here? a paper clip? a pencil led? my bosses dignity?

I have resolved to decorate my glasses just like Jim McMahon's white head bands in 1985. We'll see who wins.

[Gooch]

blue collar republican. look at that. impressive.

[Hoon]

there is no I in team.

but there is a rubber band in back of my head holding my safety glasses on when I bend over to replace the office water bottle.

[Tequila]

dressed to the nine's?

[Gooch]

i'll think of you and feel sorry when i order fries.

[Keyser Soze]

because its your forth trip of the day?

[Gooch]

because its your forth trip of the day?

Fourth, you dolt!!!

[Hoon]

whoever said illegals are doing the jobs americans don't want has never met the section of the population Tequila represents.

[Tequila]

Hoon this is for your joke about me being an immigrant

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[Hoon]

you fucked up the tags, reginald.

[Tequila]

I just clicked the buttons in the post page.

Why are they not working?

[Gooch]

maybe b/c the buttons are not also in spanish?

[Hoon]

a few options.

A) you're stupid

B) you were conceived on a ferris wheel

C) you have the image tags too far away from the link line.

[Hoon]

that must've stumped him.
he's probably chewing on his keyboard right now.

[HedCold]

fixed it
if your going to use

Code:

<img> </img>
you use it
<img src="link">
if you use [img][/img] (bbcode)
you just do [img]link[/img]

and it should work. for some reason when i edited though the bbcode didn't, and just used the html way..

[Gooch]

that must've stumped him.
he's probably chewing on his keyboard right now.

his 15 minute break from washing dishes is over.

[Galt]

Please explain what "dressed to the nines" is for your industry.

Did you iron your jeans? Are you wearing your good boots?

[Gooch]

i have the "white-collar looking down" angle going already, thank you very much.

[Hoon]

i look like i should be conducting an orchestra.

[Galt]

You are wearing a tuxedo with tails at a construction company?