Vg's boy of the month - For july

Ken'sPen · 08-01-2002, 04:43 AM

She asked me to inform you all,
that quiet honestly, you all repulsed her,
not a man amoung the bunch she said.

as it is now August the Award has been put on hold,
until she can find a way to drastically lower her standards.

thank you all who took the time to submit your applications,
now go away.

Arpikarhu · 08-01-2002, 04:44 AM

i am sure she said it was me

Maynard · 08-01-2002, 04:44 AM

You lying fuck. You're just mad that she won't respond to your PM's.

The Sleeper · 08-01-2002, 04:44 AM

I didn't apply, otherwise I would've won

Ken'sPen · 08-01-2002, 04:46 AM

Sleeper she said you mailed her an app. but she couldn't read it through the jizz stains.

Arpikarhu · 08-01-2002, 04:47 AM

Quote:Sleeper she said you mailed her an app. but she couldn't read it through the jizz stains

i was going to let it go, but that post has forced my hand:

this thread sucks

Ken'sPen · 08-01-2002, 04:49 AM

it would be better if it had Moron insulting Maynard
or you coming on to Maynard
or you insulting Moron in Maynard's defense.
but not all threads can be gems

virgingrrl · 08-01-2002, 04:50 AM

<marquee>FUCKING LIAR</marquee>

The Sleeper · 08-01-2002, 04:51 AM

or had references to warm cat piss and bags of feces!!!

Ken'sPen · 08-01-2002, 04:53 AM

Well if I am a liar.....
then how come it's August and there is no winner for July.
Tell them the truth, how you laugh at their small penises.

Lord Magus · 08-01-2002, 04:57 AM

I'm VGs Boy dammit!!

Ken'sPen · 08-01-2002, 04:59 AM

did you roll a 17 and get to put a love spell on her?

Lord Magus · 08-01-2002, 05:01 AM

Umm.. get it straight..
I "cast" the spell (no roll)
She rolled LOW and failed the "Saving throw"
Geez.. I can officially state here that Ken doesn't even rate being called a gaming geek.

The Sleeper · 08-01-2002, 05:01 AM

ken finally found teh funny in this thread. good job.

GonzoStyle · 08-01-2002, 05:02 AM

You're such a jealous insecure bastard ken.

I have always been and always be VG's boy.

FNMoron · 08-01-2002, 05:02 AM

Quote:it would be better if it had Moron insulting Maynard
or you coming on to Maynard
or you insulting Moron in Maynard's defense.
but not all threads can be gems

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Ken'sPen · 08-01-2002, 05:04 AM

I am soooo glad I got it wrong magoo
and I laugh so hard that you could correct me

what did you have roll to keep your lunch money in High School.

FNMoron · 08-01-2002, 05:07 AM

Quote:what did you have roll to keep your lunch money in High School.

:blow:

Ken'sPen · 08-01-2002, 05:24 AM

My new goal is to be Katya's boy of forever...........:loveya:

GonzoStyle · 08-01-2002, 05:25 AM

Quote:My new goal is to be Katya's boy of forever...........

Yeah she sent me pics of herself today, nice... :lol: