Taking requests!

Arpikarhu · 08-02-2002, 03:34 AM

i figure this mod thing wont last too long cause i am guaranteed to piss off someone of importance before too long.
therefore i have decided to grant requests. want a new satus? want someone in the cell? anything, just ask. however, it cant be too frivolous, so to make it fair, you have to submit a very small essay explaining why your wish should be granted. it doesnt have to be anything for the good of the board or to help small animals, just slightly amusing.
go for it!

Zootybang · 08-02-2002, 03:46 AM

I'd like a bigger penis. See what you can do and get back to me.
Oh, and maybe a pizza. Extra garlic. Thanks a bunch.

Hey, lookie there! I have a new best friend! Thats strange, my last best friend liked small philipino boys also. Could this be a pattern?

Edited By Zootybang on Aug. 01 2002 at 11:49

The Sleeper · 08-02-2002, 03:47 AM

Change Zootybang's status to "Thursday is my favorite band"

Arpikarhu · 08-02-2002, 03:47 AM

your small essay was not even slightly amusing. request denied!

Zootybang · 08-02-2002, 03:50 AM

Bah! You know nothing of true comedy.

Arpikarhu · 08-02-2002, 03:52 AM

i know comedy, and that sir, is not comedy

diceisgod · 08-02-2002, 03:53 AM

Quote:i figure this mod thing wont last too long cause i am guaranteed to piss off someone of importance before too long.

Yes. That thing right there. Do it now.

Zootybang · 08-02-2002, 03:53 AM

I laughed, and thats all that matters. You're just mad that you aren't powerful enough to get me a pizza.

Arpikarhu · 08-02-2002, 03:54 AM

Quote:Yes. That thing right there. Do it now.

now that was funny. request accepted. hold on..............

Edited By Arpikarhu on Aug. 01 2002 at 11:55

Maynard · 08-02-2002, 03:55 AM

Could you deliver VG's butt to me?

I will love it an hold it and squeeze it. And I'll lick it and when all my friends come over we can play cards on it.

HedCold · 08-02-2002, 03:56 AM

Quote:Zootster and Gonzo BFFL

i call shenanigans. me and arpi are better friends. arpi, make me a status that shows that

Edited By HedCold on Aug. 01 2002 at 11:57

virgingrrl · 08-02-2002, 03:57 AM

Quote:Could you deliver VG's butt to me?

I will love it an hold it and squeeze it. And I'll lick it and when all my friends come over we can play cards on it.

i hope it shits on you.

Arpikarhu · 08-02-2002, 03:57 AM

in regards to DIG's request, i IMed sean and called him a big faggot that couldnt get laid in a whore house with a fistful of fifties. he was pissed off. happy to fulfill your request.

Maynerd- essay dull, request denied

Maynard · 08-02-2002, 03:58 AM

Quote:i hope it shits on you.

Me too. Then I can invite Snuka over for a party!

Zootybang · 08-02-2002, 03:59 AM

[/quote]i call shenanigans[quote]
Pfft. SOMEbody's pissed that THEY dont have a new best friend. Me and Gonz are gonna hang at the mall, and go to the movies, and then skip stones down at the pond.

Arpikarhu · 08-02-2002, 03:59 AM

Quote:i call shenanigans. me and arpi are better friends. arpi, make me a status that shows that

sorry hedcold i cant give benefits to you as it would show favortism. ;-)

Maynard · 08-02-2002, 04:00 AM

Quote:Maynerd- essay dull, request denied

Too bad. I'm taking it anyhow!

HedCold · 08-02-2002, 04:01 AM

Quote:sorry hedcold i cant give benefits to you as it would show favortism.

i understand....

:bouncer: :bouncer: :bouncer:

Arpikarhu · 08-02-2002, 04:01 AM

Quote:Too bad. I'm taking it anyhow!

i said DENIED! good day sir! next!

LZMF1 · 08-02-2002, 04:01 AM

can you set me up with a new and even sillier member status?