Get Me Laid..

GonzoStyle · 08-06-2002, 02:30 AM

My name is gonzostyle, I'm 23 from NY. I deserve to get laid cause I am funny dammit, plus my name is blue. Message board guys are too rough and dependant. I need some fresh meat. Women may apply for consideration. Pictures are more than welcome.

Please send all e-mails to <a href="mailto:oapoll@aol.com">mailto:oapoll@aol.com</a>

Don't make me write to OTL.

slackjaw · 08-06-2002, 02:41 AM

You fucking whore...... first slash, then alkey, then a host of boy toy net fags, now you scorn me for a fucking desperate plea on a message board? You are pathetic, and to think i once held you in the highest regards.... I would have done anything for you.... no more my friend.... no more

Zootybang · 08-06-2002, 02:45 AM

What, I'm not enough? I thought we were BFFE. I'll let you have one of my sisters If that'll help.

Ken'sPen · 08-06-2002, 03:07 AM

Crap,
Gonzo adopted me today,
why do I suddenly feel like Soon Yi at bath time.

Sean Cold · 08-06-2002, 03:12 AM

Slack, weren't you his first bitch boy?

Damn it, someone get the Slash Signal, we need his help to solve this caper.

Keyser Soze · 08-06-2002, 03:12 AM

Wanna go get scooter pies and make out?

virgingrrl · 08-06-2002, 03:13 AM

i'd apply, but you want teh meatballs cock too badly.

Ken'sPen · 08-06-2002, 03:14 AM

Crap!!! Gonzo isn't here....what should I say.......
hmmmmmmmmmmm I'll use #12

Hi Danked :lookatme:

Danked · 08-06-2002, 03:14 AM

Damn... as if the line out the door wasn't enough for him...

Danked · 08-06-2002, 03:16 AM

Quote:Hi Danked:lookatme:

Why is Big Brother watching me?

GonzoStyle · 08-06-2002, 03:16 AM

My mail box is empty... :-(

Keyser Soze · 08-06-2002, 03:18 AM

Sorry I forgot, I already am going steady with VG. Maybe some other time.

Ken'sPen · 08-06-2002, 03:18 AM

You work on getting laid,
I have LZ working on Cold Fusion.......

I have serious cash on LZ beating you.

GonzoStyle · 08-06-2002, 03:19 AM

No one :loveya: The Gonzo no more... Confused

uicide:

Ken'sPen · 08-06-2002, 03:20 AM

That Gonzo has cooties and tea stained teeth and that's why he can't get laid.

The Sleeper · 08-06-2002, 03:21 AM

guess you're gonna have to stick with eggplants.

hahaha it's funny cause you hate when people bring that up.

slackjaw · 08-06-2002, 03:21 AM

I did..... but you turned WHORE!!!!!!

Danked · 08-06-2002, 03:21 AM

You call them cooties, I call them something to remember him by.

Keyser Soze · 08-06-2002, 03:21 AM

GonzoStyle · 08-06-2002, 03:22 AM

Maybe my time has come to sail off into the good old sunset like grumpy... Undecided