I had a horrible nightmare

GonzoStyle · 08-22-2002, 09:02 AM

I saw night of the living dead on showtime. I was scared that movie always scared me, almost made doodie in my pants. I did I had to flip over to comedy central I was so scared I had to find something calming and funny. But I switched back anyway, I am a fool, I know.

I went to bed and I had a nightmare, I don't remember what. Then I woke up and the shadow from the window looked like a man. I was scared thought it was a real man. I started talking to him. I pulled my covers over my head and yelled at him to go away. I said I had a gun, I didnt but I said I did. He didnt know anyway. I was scared my whole body froze up. Then I realized it was the shadow from the window. I felt stupid...

DGW · 08-22-2002, 01:17 PM

wuss

Ken'sPen · 08-22-2002, 01:19 PM

hehehehehehehe
well when you said you had a gun, of course I ran......

Sloatsburgh · 08-22-2002, 01:31 PM

Gonzo, you know the shadow gets killed in the last scene, right?

Gooch · 08-22-2002, 01:33 PM

maybe Poly (one "L") turned the tables on you, and was watching you as you slept? :fuggin:

Buttmunch · 08-22-2002, 03:59 PM

Perevernie Moi Salat. Yeb Vas, Cykas!!!

AdolescentMasturbator · 08-22-2002, 05:48 PM

The original was creepier because black and white is inherently scary. Maybe it's all that black that scares us white folk.

I was watching the first half hour before I realized I knew what was going to happen, and just watched porn.

Sloatsburgh · 08-22-2002, 06:06 PM

I thought it was scary that the black man was going to live and all the white people were going to die.

GonzoStyle · 08-22-2002, 06:43 PM

Nooooo this one is scarier cause of the music and the horrible acting.

Yes this did happen and I am not kidding, I felt like such a pussy. I had to share this, ridicule me for it please.

If it was poly the only yelling would be from her mouth as her legs quivered like bruce seldons at the mgm grand.

SYNTuesday · 08-22-2002, 08:56 PM

Quote:Perevernie Moi Salat.

You realize that means "TURN my salad OVER/AROUND",... right? :clueless:

GonzoStyle · 08-22-2002, 10:07 PM

too many russians here, sorry I forgot the word for toss.

Turn my salad over would mean you are tossing the salad though..

:thumbs-up:

SYNTuesday · 08-22-2002, 11:30 PM

If you ask me, its more like spilling the salad on the table Undecided

And in all fairness, I can't remember the word for toss, at least in that context, either. :-(