It's amy's birthday.

GonzoStyle · 09-09-2002, 05:54 PM

Tenbats is unfunny

I am uber-geek

Ants is gay

Ken is marrying amy.

Just stating the obvious for today so everyone is up to date.

GonzoStyle · 09-09-2002, 05:56 PM

If arpi were here he'd say, "this thread sucks"

LyricalGomez · 09-09-2002, 05:57 PM

Quote:Tenbats is unfunny

I am uber-geek

Ants is gay

Ken is marrying amy.

Just stating the obvious for today so everyone is up to date.

I'm confused

Arthur Dent · 09-09-2002, 05:57 PM

:lookatme: Amy.

Have another margarita. :toast:

Danked · 09-09-2002, 05:57 PM

I am finally up to date on all these gimmicks.

GonzoStyle · 09-09-2002, 05:58 PM

Danked is stoned, get it?

LyricalGomez · 09-09-2002, 05:59 PM

Ahhh...I'm retarded

Danked · 09-09-2002, 05:59 PM

Gonzo didn't like my dog because she didn't have a penis.

Arthur Dent · 09-09-2002, 06:00 PM

Margaritaville

Nibblin' on sponge cake,
watchin' the sun bake;
All of those tourists covered with oil.
Strummin' my six string on my front porch swing.
Smell those shrimp--
They're beginnin' to boil.

Wasted away again in Margaritaville,
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know it's nobody's fault.

Don't know the reason,
Stayed here all season
With nothing to show but this brand new tatoo.
But it's a real beauty,
A Mexican cutie, how it got here
I haven't a clue.

Wasted away again in Margaritaville,
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
Now I think,-- Hell it could be my fault.

I blew out my flip flop,
Stepped on a pop top;
Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home.
But there's booze in the blender,
And soon it will render
That frozen concoction that helps me hang on.

Wasted away again in Margaritaville
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know, it's my own Damn fault.
Yes, and some people claim that there's a woman to blame, And I know it's my own Damn fault.

GonzoStyle · 09-09-2002, 06:00 PM

You dog sniffed my crotch, it was too early. I felt like the bitch was invading my space too quick.

LyricalGomez · 09-09-2002, 06:01 PM

Yeah, Gonzo does'nt put out on the first date

GonzoStyle · 09-09-2002, 06:02 PM

I ain't no ho, yo.

NaughtyAngel · 09-09-2002, 06:02 PM

Quote:Have another margarita.

i think i drank enough to last me a year or two

Danked · 09-09-2002, 06:02 PM

You and your personal space. You get so defensive sometimes.

Let the world in, Gonzo. Don't be afraid.

LyricalGomez · 09-09-2002, 06:02 PM

Yeah, but you're still a slut

GonzoStyle · 09-09-2002, 06:04 PM

Don't cross the streams, Venkman. It would be bad.

OAS · 09-09-2002, 06:18 PM

Quote:Yeah, Gonzo does'nt put out on the first date

And bears don't shit in the woods, the Pope's a Jew......

GonzoStyle · 09-09-2002, 06:20 PM

OAS is old, get it?

Jack · 09-09-2002, 06:22 PM

:lookatme: The funny is weak with this one.

Arpikarhu · 09-09-2002, 06:32 PM

this thread sucks