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#1
I can't wait till one of the ladies logs in,
I am going to talk them into going off alone with me,
skinny dipping....


what could happen?




wait what was that??!?
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#3
Ken has triskaidekaphobia.....ha ha
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#4
If Ladi goes skinny dipping with me,
I hope she is wearing a hockey mask.... :crackhead:
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#5
I hope she's carrying a hockey stick! :poke:
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#6
as long as I get to puck her.........

(ok, tenbats gave me that line)
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#7
:disappointed:
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#8
you have nothing to worry about metal,
you are one of the long haired crazy types who is a chief suspect and therefore gets to live to almost the end....

I am one of the first to get offed.
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Quote:long haired crazy types

LMAO.....oh yeah, I'm the king of the mullet :clueless:
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#10
Happy Friday the 13th....my bus took off a heeb woman's door this morning.... :lol:
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Oh no we took it back to far
Only love can save us now.....
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#11
Quote:I am one of the first to get offed.

You're black???

I thought K1d goes first
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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#12
Quote:.my bus took off a heeb woman's door this morning....

Does that mean 7 years bad lawsuits? :crackhead:
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#13
I said one of the first...
I am the geeky guy who might finally get lucky,
the girl finally takes the top off and wham.......
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#14
Can I be the guy who ends up with the subtley hot girl-next-door because we are the only two to survive?
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#15
I'd probably be the guy you think is going to make it cause he does some right things, like finding a weapon or not going into the dark basement or something, only to get killed at the very last second.
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#16
Oh I get it, you mean Horror Movies! ooo ooo who do I get to be?
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#17
So how would Arpi die? I think it would be something utterly humiliating, like how Rose McGowan dies in Scream. Only his boobies wouldn't be as perky

Ladi - You're not innocent enough to survive. You'd be in a car making out with a dude, and all of sudden flesh eating beetles come crawling in through the air vents and the doors are locked shut.



Edited By Doc on Sep. 13 2002 at 11:43
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#18
I thought the flesh eating bugs were in her snatch.
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Quote:You'd be in a car making out with a dude,
can we atleast finish first?
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#20
Quote:my bus took off a heeb woman's door this morning....
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :toast:
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