Hookers

GonzoStyle · 09-27-2002, 08:06 PM

No not the board sluts, I mean actual hookers.... ok I mean pro's who get paid for sex, who stand on corners.

Would you do a hooker? Say there was no fear of getting nabbed by the cops, no one would know. It's been a while, would you?

I personally have never, mainly cause with my luck i'd proposition an undercover. At times I have thought about it, there's a whole string of them a block up from me. There was one really hot oriental chick. So when I used to be stuck looking for parking on busy days for like hours, the thought would cross my mind.

Hey Ladi · 09-27-2002, 08:08 PM

What would you do? Just have road head? Do you drive around or park? How much is it? Go try it tonight! I need to know these things! :firebounce:

PollyannaFlower46 · 09-27-2002, 08:09 PM

I ordered an escort once. She never showed up, maybe because we asked for one with big lips?

Faceman · 09-27-2002, 08:11 PM

If you have to pay for it, it really isn't considered getting laid.

GonzoStyle · 09-27-2002, 08:11 PM

Blowjobs are 20, sex is 30. They tell you where to go and park, so there's some privacy. My friend got head from a hooker once, not the chinese one, a puerto rican chick. It was in my car, thank god that car is gone. I would personally only go for a blow job, I actually enjoy oral more than intercourse. Ofcourse when done properly.

GonzoStyle · 09-27-2002, 08:12 PM

Quote:If you have to pay for it, it really isn't considered getting laid.

Same goes for wearing condoms.

OAS · 09-27-2002, 08:14 PM

Escourt the way to go. Better babes, clean, your location. You set the rules.

Danked · 09-27-2002, 08:15 PM

Go to Amsterdam. :fuggin:

Personally, I had the oppurtunity, but that's just waaaaaaay too skeevy. I just go to get high and stare at Van Gogh's.

Hey Ladi · 09-27-2002, 08:16 PM

ooh I think it would be cool

try it try it :poke: :rofl:

Hey Ladi · 09-27-2002, 08:17 PM

Quote:Escourt the way to go. Better babes, clean, your location. You set the rules.

that's only if you plan to spend some time on it
sometimes you just need to pop off & go :lol:

Danked · 09-27-2002, 08:18 PM

I really did like that asian one. :loveya:

Hmmmmmm....

Faceman · 09-27-2002, 08:19 PM

Quote:sometimes you just need to pop off & go

That's what rape is for

GonzoStyle · 09-27-2002, 08:19 PM

No, I won't, actually it's colder now so I don't think they are out anymore.

When i did my friends bachelor party I set it up at a really shady hotel in the city, since they wouldn't give a fuck what we did. I set it up nice, and made sure he got laid. I almost did it as well but due to a fight, I missed out. Atleast he got laid.. :fart:

PollyannaFlower46 · 09-27-2002, 08:20 PM

You got your friend laid by a whore at his bachelor party?! Eeek!

Hey Ladi · 09-27-2002, 08:23 PM

Quote:You got your friend laid by a whore at his bachelor party?!

:-o :rofl: that rocks

GonzoStyle · 09-27-2002, 08:23 PM

Not just 1, but 3!!! He had 3 chicks, he wasn't technically married yet.

Then these two idiots get into an argument and one of them throws a TV remote and it hits the dude square in the nose, busting it. He had a party the next day and his nose was swollen so he got pissed, charged him it was so fuckin stupid. Cause of that I missed my chance :-( One of them was chinese, as well.

I have considered an escort at times, but no fuckin way am I paying more than 20 for a blowjob if I ever did do it. I figure I'd spend more on dinner, just get it out of the way.

OAS · 09-27-2002, 08:24 PM

Gonzo - Best amn extrodinare!

GonzoStyle · 09-27-2002, 08:25 PM

Should I re-tell the story where I got my friend blown by a hooker on his b'day, but he didn't know it was a hermie till after he/she was done sucking his cock?

Hey Ladi · 09-27-2002, 08:28 PM

how did he discover it?

GonzoStyle · 09-27-2002, 08:29 PM

I told him after i asked him, if 'she' was good as I laughed and pointed hysterically.