You have an std - And it's probably genital warts

Galt · 10-15-2002, 12:21 AM

If you don't, it's either because

1. You've never had any sexual encounter (don't worry Sleeper, there's still time)

2. You're one of the 20% of the sexually active population that doesn't have HPV, (this is the category where I, and all hot chicks fall into)

Hey Ladi · 10-15-2002, 12:27 AM

20% Damn!

Goatweed · 10-15-2002, 12:29 AM

I've never had an STD.

Galt · 10-15-2002, 12:31 AM

Quote:I've never had an STD.

AKA

Quote:I've never been tested for an STD

Danked · 10-15-2002, 12:31 AM

We should really have a seperate forum for STD threads.

Hey Ladi · 10-15-2002, 12:32 AM

we did and the facists took it away!!!

fbd · 10-15-2002, 12:33 AM

and then we could make jokes about how your sister gave them to me. wouldnt that be ever so funny?

Galt · 10-15-2002, 12:34 AM

Danked definately has HPV. Those tree hugging druggies never use protection and fuck all types of dirty skanks.

Goatweed · 10-15-2002, 12:37 AM

Quote:I've never been tested for an STD

Not true - I've been tested. It has been a while, however...though I don't think I need to be tested these days.

Do those warts hurt?

Galt · 10-15-2002, 12:37 AM

Quote:I've never been tested for an STD

Danked · 10-15-2002, 12:38 AM

I've never caught anything from hugging a tree.

Stoned Again · 10-15-2002, 12:41 AM

I dont know if it is an STD, but I did end up getting married. Doesn't that count as some sort of illness?

slackjaw · 10-15-2002, 12:41 AM

Of course, HPV is not limited to genital warts.... HPV indicates all warts which are caused by the human papiloma virus. But if Galt wants to paint the world with a broad brush, let him have his fun.

Noellevious · 10-15-2002, 12:41 AM

Quote:20%

Ewww.

Forget it then. :crackhead:

Edit: Wait a second, I just remembered I don't trust any "percentage" information from the gov't, gov't agencies or anyone else. They lie to try to fix things they can't control. I remember being told just last year that one in three high schoolers have HIV. Yeah, then six people in that class alone have it and when my family gets together, at least three of us have it. Party. Rolleyes

Except for crime statistics. I trust those. :thumbs-up:

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Hey Ladi · 10-15-2002, 12:42 AM

Quote:I've never caught anything from hugging a tree.

maybe a bug crawls up your nose, but no stds

Galt · 10-15-2002, 12:42 AM

Well, if anyone would know what HPV is, it would be you Slackjaw, right?

I don't have it, so I wouldn't know

The Sleeper · 10-15-2002, 12:44 AM

just post the fuckin article already.

Hey Ladi · 10-15-2002, 12:46 AM

no hpv for galt, but he does have a wicked case of gonnoreah :poke:

PollyannaFlower46 · 10-15-2002, 12:50 AM

Quote:Except for crime statistics. I trust those.

:bites tongue: arghhhh too much schooling....arghhh....resits urge...barghh!

I don't got no STD neither! :thumbs-up:

slackjaw · 10-15-2002, 12:51 AM

Let it be stated for the record that no human being can be expected to resist this kind of constant set-up..... long live the short bus!

Quote:Well, if anyone would know what HPV is, it would be you Slackjaw, right?

Of course I would, the doctor explained it all to me, and I've left numerous messages for your sister to let her know that she is spreading this plague.

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