If you were the opposite sex for one week...

GonzoStyle · 10-28-2002, 02:07 PM

What would you do, if you were able to be a member of the opposite sex for a week?

I'd tease guys I'd love to see how it feels to have a bunch of hard ons willing to do anything for you at your whim. I'd go out and see how much shit I could get through flirting and sex.

I'd probably end up fucking alkey along the way.

Ken'sPen · 10-28-2002, 02:11 PM

Since OA.com went down,
you would not be OBLIGATED to fuck Alkey,
it would be purely voluntary.

GonzoStyle · 10-28-2002, 02:13 PM

I'd turn Ken down for lunch.

Ken'sPen · 10-28-2002, 02:15 PM

That's just Crazy Talk......

women around the word will testify,
"Ken Makes Me Wet".

Luna · 10-28-2002, 02:19 PM

Quote:women around the word will testify,
"Ken Makes Me Wet".

LMMFAO! :lol:

GonzoStyle · 10-28-2002, 02:19 PM

I'd beat the shit out of a bunch of women I hated, it'd be ok since I was a girl.

I'd still turn ken down, cause I asked a few women here and they called ken a dirty liar.

Ken'sPen · 10-28-2002, 02:20 PM

never said ALL women...... Confused

neak:

GonzoStyle · 10-28-2002, 02:22 PM

So you shoulda said: "ask luna or tricia".

Ken'sPen · 10-28-2002, 02:22 PM

NO,
I am an intercontinental moisture maker.

mikehern · 10-28-2002, 02:24 PM

What if you became a woman for a week but it turned out to be the week of your period? :burnfucker:

Teenweek · 10-28-2002, 02:24 PM

I would have as much lesbian sex as humanly possible.

Ken'sPen · 10-28-2002, 02:25 PM

Quote:What if you became a woman for a week but it turned out to be the week of your period?

He'd finally have an excuse for his moodiness,

: Confused

top, drop, and cover::

GonzoStyle · 10-28-2002, 02:25 PM

Quote:I am an intercontinental moisture maker.

Intergender, maybe.

If it was the week of my period, shit that would just up the ante of fun.

Hey Ladi · 10-28-2002, 02:38 PM

I'd see if it was really that hard to pick up a chick in a bar.
I'd scratch & adjust all day.
Oh, I'd also see if somehow fighting & tackle football became fun.

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Galt · 10-28-2002, 02:53 PM

I would sit in my room and see how much stuff I could shove in my twat for pleasure.

But I wouldnt' go near a guy. Maybe throw some lesbianizing along the way.

GonzoStyle · 10-28-2002, 02:56 PM

I'd have Galt's baby.

Galt · 10-28-2002, 02:59 PM

Ewwwwwwwwww, one day and you'd spend it in labor? Not only do you not get to have sex, but your pussy lips would tear from pushing out my baby with the mutantly large head.

GonzoStyle · 10-28-2002, 03:04 PM

I couldn't actually have the baby in a week, silly.

nerdo5 · 10-28-2002, 03:05 PM

i'd call in sick to work and f the Hell out of myself with anything that would fit. then i'd redecorate my house, while i had some color sense.

GonzoStyle · 10-28-2002, 03:10 PM

I'd definetly play with my pussy a whole day.