Strip clubs - Don't go without your own girl

Weird NJ · 11-04-2002, 10:10 PM

Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed that a guy gets way more attention at a strip club if he brings a girl with him? Now I know it's all about the money, but I've gone with about $50 spread on the table at any given time, and what I get is adaquete. Lap dances are about the same. BUT if you go as a group with some females thrown in, well then, it's one big orgy, isn't it? Strippers flock to you and your female companions and put on a show like no other. Why is that?

Goatweed · 11-04-2002, 10:11 PM

I've never gone to one with a woman - I'll add that on my list of things to do this week.

Danked · 11-04-2002, 10:12 PM

Sounds like Weird is hinting at a boardwide strip club party. :-D

Weird NJ · 11-04-2002, 10:14 PM

Quote:I've never gone to one with a woman

There's nothing like watching a childhood friend all grow up and getting a lap dance and her nipples rubbed and bitten. :loveya:

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Danked · 11-04-2002, 10:18 PM

...with her face 2 inches away from some naked chick's vagina.

JustJon · 11-04-2002, 10:37 PM

Because most of the chicks who are dancing prefer the ladies in their boudoirs

Hybrid · 11-04-2002, 10:40 PM

they dont want your dirty hippie skin to touch them :-p

Weird NJ · 11-04-2002, 10:41 PM

Quote:Because most of the chicks who are dancing prefer the ladies in their boudoirs

This might be true, but I have to say the attention I get at that time is threefold. :blow:

Weird NJ · 11-04-2002, 10:43 PM

Quote:Cabana Boy, Stoner.

I know you are but what am I?

LyricalGomez · 11-04-2002, 10:44 PM

What's a stirp club?

JustJon · 11-04-2002, 10:46 PM

Quote:Quote
Because most of the chicks who are dancing prefer the ladies in their boudoirs

This might be true, but I have to say the attention I get at that time is threefold.

Yeah, because they figure why not take your money while hitting on your chick

Danked · 11-04-2002, 10:50 PM

Quote:Yeah, because they figure why not take your money while hitting on your chick

And the problem there is what exactly? Considering you spend the same amount of money, but get twice the lovin' from them yourself....

JustJon · 11-04-2002, 11:04 PM

Quote:And the problem there is what exactly? Considering you spend the same amount of money, but get twice the lovin' from them yourself....

It's a test of your pimp hand. Can you keep your money, keep your girl, get the stripper into bed with the two of you AND get her to make you breakfast?

crx girl · 11-04-2002, 11:14 PM

Quote:Stirp clubs

see, i fix one little title and you guys go and get all lazy on me. this is the last time, you people need to learn to proofread Rolleyes

Danked · 11-04-2002, 11:14 PM

Ha. Jon thinks he's Keyser or something. Rolleyes

Weird NJ · 11-04-2002, 11:15 PM

Sorry CRX. :disappointed:

TheGMANN · 11-04-2002, 11:28 PM

Quote:Sounds like Weird is hinting at a boardwide strip club party

I am SOOOOO in if that goes down !!!!
:toast:

Hey Ladi · 11-05-2002, 02:05 AM

Quote:...with her face 2 inches away from some naked chick's vagina.

I complemented one on her piercings :thumbs-up:

Danked · 11-05-2002, 02:08 AM

Rock.

You comin'? Confused

mokey:

FAST FREDDY · 11-05-2002, 02:24 AM

Quote:What's a stirp club?

Its where skanks get naked and theres roast beef for all!

Naked pussy <span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>=</span> more gooder

Confused

mokey:

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