The Sleeper went to sleep....

Danked · 12-23-2002, 03:45 PM

....so I'm in charge in his stead. I will now accept gifts of tribute. Come up, kiss my feet, say a prayer, leave your presents on the pile to my right and move along. Oh yes, and we will sacrifice someone every other hour because it pleases me so.

Danked · 12-23-2002, 03:53 PM

Ahem... let the worshipping begin.

Ronin · 12-23-2002, 03:55 PM

Your wine, Sir Danked.

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Sloatsburgh · 12-23-2002, 03:56 PM

Phish Sucks.

Go to a Dead concert, hippie.

Danked · 12-23-2002, 03:57 PM

Sloats shall be the first sacrificed. Get me my blade, Ronin.

Ronin · 12-23-2002, 04:01 PM

Maynard · 12-23-2002, 04:01 PM

And in addition to the offering of wine.....

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:bow: :bow: :bow: danked

Danked · 12-23-2002, 04:02 PM

Maynard shall be my second in command. Should I have to journey to a far away land on a holy crusade or go and pee or something, he's in charge.

Ronin · 12-23-2002, 04:04 PM

What am I then? The janitor?

Danked · 12-23-2002, 04:05 PM

OK.

Maynard · 12-23-2002, 04:08 PM

But technically, wouldn't I be 3rd in command since you are just filling in for Sleeper?

Danked · 12-23-2002, 04:08 PM

Sleeper who?

Sloatsburgh · 12-23-2002, 04:09 PM

Do not offer devotion to this false idol. He will mearly use you for his own personal gains.

Ronin · 12-23-2002, 04:11 PM

YEAH. DEATH TO SIR DANKED! TAKE HIS WEED AWAY! and i will be taking that wine back. ::yoink::

Maynard · 12-23-2002, 04:11 PM

Yeah, probably Sloats, but he's amusing. Kinda like a court jester.

Danked · 12-23-2002, 04:11 PM

:

lice::

Check it out. Sloat's still beating heart!

Danked · 12-23-2002, 04:15 PM

Um... Ronin... someone puked in the ceremonial bathroom. Take care of it please?

Ronin · 12-23-2002, 04:17 PM

::Wilyfrom the Simpsons:: Aye, this is gross. You kids! I'll getchya you one of dees dayz! ::/Wily from the Simpsons::

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Sloatsburgh · 12-23-2002, 04:36 PM

Funny, I don't have a heart.....

Danked · 12-23-2002, 04:37 PM

That's weird. It looks like a heart, but I did slice pretty low. What'd you have for dinner yesterday?

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