I'm so hungry

Maynard · 01-08-2003, 05:04 PM

My stomache has started to eat itself.

Danked · 01-08-2003, 05:05 PM

And the heavens cried when Maynard lost the ability to get himself lunch.

Jack · 01-08-2003, 05:07 PM

A lunch thread. The normality. :-)

I'm going to have Ramen Noodles Sad

I'm poor and I need the broth. Makes me feel better.

Hybrid · 01-08-2003, 05:07 PM

i love ramen

Maynard · 01-08-2003, 05:08 PM

I think I need to hire a gopher.

I think I'm going to start accepting applications. You can PM them to me and if chosen, we can decide on a salary.

Maynard · 01-08-2003, 05:09 PM

I used to live on Ramen. But then all the sodium started to make my eyes go blurry and started to cake up and close off my pee hole.

Haven't eaten it since.

Danked · 01-08-2003, 05:09 PM

Ew. I'm still gonna eat ramen though.

Splatterpunk · 01-08-2003, 05:10 PM

If you don't eat, your flesh will deflate and your face will cave in. Then you can be inflated and made into somebody's lovedoll. You will not get to choose who.

Maynard · 01-08-2003, 05:10 PM

Quote:Then you can be inflated and made into somebody's lovedoll. You will not get to choose who.

Kinda like prison then.

Hybrid · 01-08-2003, 05:12 PM

i also will continue eating lots of ramen

Splatterpunk · 01-08-2003, 05:15 PM

What was it like in the cell, Maynard? Are you a veteran? Is it occupied this afternoon?

Maynard · 01-08-2003, 05:17 PM

I've been in the cell more times than I can count.

But oddly enough....all those times were when I was an Admin. :clueless:

Splatterpunk · 01-08-2003, 05:19 PM

:rofl:

Shut up. For real? You were an Admin? :lol:

Maynard · 01-08-2003, 05:24 PM

Yeah, for like the first 8 months or so.

Then I bailed. A mod position here is suck. You think its bad over there? At least those people don't whine all day.

Hybrid · 01-08-2003, 05:25 PM

dont let the door hit you in the ass on the way out

Maynard · 01-08-2003, 05:26 PM

What the Hell are you babbling about now Hybrid?

Hybrid · 01-08-2003, 05:27 PM

Quote:You think its bad over there? At least those people don't whine all day.

Hey Ladi · 01-08-2003, 05:27 PM

I can't eat today, my money (& license) is in my other coat (at home). :disappointed:

Maynard · 01-08-2003, 05:28 PM

Hybrid, you have the reading comprehension skills of a 2nd grader.

Splatterpunk · 01-08-2003, 05:29 PM

They whine all day, EVERY day, in PMs and email and on the board. And there are nigh 3000 of them. Not a one's happy.

Jack, darling. I've made you homemade soup. Your date will bring it with her tonight. :-D