AIDS Test...

GonzoStyle · 02-05-2003, 06:58 PM

Ever take one?

Do you also sit around while waiting for the result and skim through every questionable fuck you've ever had? Like chris rock said, I'm tempted to start calling people just to see if they are still alive.

virgingrrl · 02-05-2003, 07:00 PM

nope. i've been lucky enough never to have too.

GonzoStyle · 02-05-2003, 07:02 PM

I hope I pass :-(

Metalfan · 02-05-2003, 07:03 PM

Nope

virgingrrl · 02-05-2003, 07:03 PM

good luck. is that appropriate to say?

GonzoStyle · 02-05-2003, 07:04 PM

Thanks momma, will you come with me and read my test scores for me?

Buttmunch · 02-05-2003, 07:05 PM

Did you study?

GonzoStyle · 02-05-2003, 07:06 PM

No I didn't.

If I fail and they ask me to list all my sexual partners, what do I do if I only know their board names?

Actually a few of them have stopped posting for a while now, I worry now.

virgingrrl · 02-05-2003, 07:06 PM

i wouldnt want to be the barer of bad new...if there was bad news..
which i pray there isn't....hang in there love.

Buttmunch · 02-05-2003, 07:07 PM

Hey, if you do have the bug, that would be a great excuse to have a party.

When and where?

GonzoStyle · 02-05-2003, 07:08 PM

What was I thinking, oh god...

"sweet" is not the proper answer for "we don't need a condom", when she's had more semen go through her than the Navy.

Jack · 02-05-2003, 07:09 PM

Bribe them. Then you can get favorable scores. :thumbs-up:

GonzoStyle · 02-05-2003, 07:10 PM

Quote:Hey, if you do have the bug, that would be a great excuse to have a party.

When and where?

Will the party be because of my imminent demise?

Goatweed · 02-05-2003, 07:10 PM

annually I get screened for Diabetes and the lab throws in a HIV test as part of the screening - so far, so good :thumbs-up:

Jack · 02-05-2003, 07:11 PM

In all sincerety (sp?) I hope things turn out well.

HollywoodJewMoses · 02-05-2003, 07:11 PM

everything is going to be ok, "carlos"

GonzoStyle · 02-05-2003, 07:12 PM

:-(

Maybe a party would ease my mind if I do have it, maybe i'll get laid.

virgingrrl · 02-05-2003, 07:13 PM

better use protection!

Jack · 02-05-2003, 07:13 PM

When do the results come back?

Danked · 02-05-2003, 07:13 PM

Quote:If I fail and they ask me to list all my sexual partners, what do I do if I only know their board names?

You told me you were a virgin!!!!!

I did the test because one of my previous partners said we both should. Good idea I thought, so I had one. She didn't feel she had to even though it was her idea to get the test.....................

Comforting, no?