So I get the mail today...

GonzoStyle · 03-03-2003, 06:38 PM

And I get someone elses mail.

It was addressed to someone with the same apartment # and the same building number but the wrong street.

It was a letter this guy wrote to his girlfriend from jail.

The guy spends 2 lines of the letter saying how much he misses her. Then the other 2 pages telling her to send him new sneakers. He even glued a picture of them onto the letter. The funny thing is that he says he couldn't find any glue....

He wants the iverson sneakers he said.

I did get hot when he said how he masturbates to her almost every night, that was hot.

Should I bring down the letter, she only lives 2 blocks away. I opened the letter though and read it. The fucker ain't gettin out for another 6 months anyway.

It'd be funny if he got out and then killed her for not sending him the sneakers he asked for, he may think she dumped him and in a fit of jealous rage he offs her.

Metalfan · 03-03-2003, 06:39 PM

Is she hot?

GonzoStyle · 03-03-2003, 06:40 PM

I never seen the bitch in my life, he's a spic though and she's russian from what i can tell.

Fuck the beaner, eh?

Weird NJ · 03-03-2003, 06:41 PM

PSTLTTRPLZ

LyricalGomez · 03-03-2003, 06:42 PM

You should totally go and fuck her

GonzoStyle · 03-03-2003, 06:42 PM

I'd have to type the whole thing out.

Maybe he's barefoot, then i'd feel sad. :-(

Metalfan · 03-03-2003, 06:44 PM

But don't the Russian chicks like to put out.....you're there, he's not....beats the Hell out of an eggplant, doesn't it?

2 tired 2 give N F · 03-03-2003, 06:45 PM

bang his girl and wear his sneakers...that's what Jesus would do...

Weird NJ · 03-03-2003, 06:45 PM

You should write to the dude and tell him to stop harrassing your new girl. And mail him some pictures of your penis

Ken'sPen · 03-03-2003, 06:47 PM

he probably needs the shoes to bribe some big black man not to rape him...

his ass pain is on you!

GonzoStyle · 03-03-2003, 06:47 PM

This is real life dammit, you're making jokes!!!!

How funny is it picturing this beaner sitting there all happy about the new sneakers his woman is gonna send him. He's bragging too all the other prisoners and he never gets them. Then they start telling him "eh, holmes I think the puta no respect ju man."

He's soooo gonna stab her when he gets out.

Plus how hot can she be, she's dating a spic and plus waiting for him while he's doing time, bitch ain't right.

Jack · 03-03-2003, 06:47 PM

Put it in another envolope with some flour and send it right back to him.

LyricalGomez · 03-03-2003, 06:48 PM

Well go over and check her out first

Worst case you ask for a cup of sugar or something

At the very least you'll get free sugar

Ken'sPen · 03-03-2003, 06:51 PM

send him a box of Kmart shoes,
with a note saying this is all your worth,

GonzoStyle · 03-03-2003, 06:51 PM

Quote:he probably needs the shoes to bribe some big black man not to rape him...

his ass pain is on you!

That would be even better.

I don't use the sugar at home, we have been through this. I already argued with my mom about the sugar for 2 hours, no more fuckin sugar talk!!

How plush your life is, you live in a place where borrowing sugar isn't a weird thing that rich folks do.

2 tired 2 give N F · 03-03-2003, 06:52 PM

I could see this turning into some twisted porno...

Gonzo goes to her place to ask for sugar and then in typical porno fashion he starts fuckin her...then the guy gets out early and comes in to see Gonzo wearin his new Iverson's...he's enraged yet his time in the can makes him appreciate a man's ass...he wacks it a little while Gonz keeps bangin her then he joins in for some 3 some action...

Hey Ladi · 03-03-2003, 06:55 PM

yup dood, you're totally gay

PollyannaFlower46 · 03-03-2003, 08:04 PM

Bring her the letter, but take down his address. When you go to bring it to her, remember details of the way she looks, etc. and then write him saying that when you brought her the letter she fucked you to thank her.

LyricalGomez · 03-03-2003, 08:08 PM

Quote:I don't use the sugar at home, we have been through this. I already argued with my mom about the sugar for 2 hours, no more fuckin sugar talk!!

THE SUGAR ISN'T THE POINT

If she's hot you start mackin it, if she's a beast you ask for the sugar, or say wrong address or something

Hey Ladi · 03-03-2003, 08:13 PM

dood, he can't just go over to some house in Brooklyn & ring the bell for a friendly chat. :crackhead: I bet he asks for a cup of suger & gets a bad a crack or something.