My oatmeals been sabotaged - colon sadface colon

GonzoStyle · 03-28-2003, 01:43 PM

I put my oatmeal in the microwave and went to post for a second and dankeds little sister got me all hot.

I forgot about my oatmeal and now its everywhere, except for my plate :-(

That was my last packet of oatmeal, it had blueberries in it too.

Danked · 03-28-2003, 01:45 PM

Colon lol colon.

Ronin · 03-28-2003, 01:45 PM

:

ound of Taps being played in the background::

I am sorry for your loss Gonzo.. It's a sad day in oatmeal history.

GonzoStyle · 03-28-2003, 01:47 PM

This shit is impossible to clean, i'll just leave it and pretend it wasn't mine.

I have peanut butter but no bread, god!!!!!!

virgingrrl · 03-28-2003, 01:53 PM

easy to clean.

you need a lot of warm water to make it soft again, and scrub it with the rough side of a sponge.

GonzoStyle · 03-28-2003, 01:55 PM

That sounded so hot, momma, tell me more. :loveya:

Ronin · 03-28-2003, 01:56 PM

should he wear the french maid outfit also?

virgingrrl · 03-28-2003, 01:57 PM

im a cleaning machine...grrrrrr.

once all the gooey oatmeal is gone, flip the sponge over and wipe it down with soap and water.

all clean!

GonzoStyle · 03-28-2003, 01:57 PM

Fuck that noise, I ain't cleaning shit.

The oatmeal is fuckin everywhere. It looks like some "shock and awe" went down in there.

I just wanna hear more about the warm water and soft skin.

GonzoStyle · 03-28-2003, 01:59 PM

ooh she said "gooey"

I think i'm gonna go make another mess now.

Thankfully my dog usually cleans up the mess off the floor.

virgingrrl · 03-28-2003, 01:59 PM

Quote:Fuck that noise, I ain't cleaning shit.

but i just told you how.

GonzoStyle · 03-28-2003, 02:00 PM

You done good momma, i'm a gonna be a happy kitty in about 2, maybe 3 minutes.

Hey Ladi · 03-28-2003, 02:03 PM

I can get you a free bagel :thumbs-up:
they aren't really good though

GonzoStyle · 03-28-2003, 02:04 PM

To be fair to VG, I'll toss the microwave in a tub full of warm water.

but I am not cleaning the kitchen table, chairs and floor. Cause they is covered with that shit as well.

virgingrrl · 03-28-2003, 02:07 PM

what you could do if you really wanted to be lazy and not scrub the gooey's away...fill a bowl with water and put in the microwave for about 4 min. the heat and steam from the bowl o water will make it all soft and easier to wipe out.

let the dog clean the floor.

Hey Ladi · 03-28-2003, 02:07 PM

how did it get outside the microwave?
blew the door off?!! that's some toxic food, don't know if I'll be haveing oatmeal ever again

Ronin · 03-28-2003, 02:21 PM

i was just about to say the same thing?? how the Hell did the oatmeal get on your outside?????? was there some c4 or some hairspray in that oatmeal?

GonzoStyle · 03-28-2003, 03:18 PM

The oatmeal boiled over and just drenched the whole microwave. Then when I opened the microwave door everything poured over.

I did have fun masturbating though, my dog licked up every drop off the floor, she loves that shit.

Buttmunch · 03-28-2003, 03:20 PM

Quote:I'll toss the microwave in a tub full of warm water.

Put the dog in the tub and leave the microwave plugged in. You can clean both at the same time!
:banana:

GonzoStyle · 03-28-2003, 03:22 PM

Why don't I just put myself in the tub for the trifecta?