Don't you fuckin hate...

GonzoStyle · 03-28-2003, 03:27 PM

You're jerking off to some pretty good fuckin porn. This porn is really good, its just the way you like it. Bitch is taking it like a pro and the scene that puts you over the top comes on.

Then just when you're gonna blow your load, the camera pans to the guys sweaty ugly fuckin face or even worse, it switches angles to his ass pumping back and forth.

Then your whole momentum is fuckin ruined, god I hate that shit.

Ken'sPen · 03-28-2003, 03:30 PM

personally I find the shot of the guy's face all sweaty,
teeth clenched and veins popping, that is the hardest for me to deal with.

totally unneccessary.

GonzoStyle · 03-28-2003, 03:31 PM

Especially when you are just about to climax and the scene is perfect the shot and the chick are all just right, then his fuckin sweaty face pops up.

Ken'sPen · 03-28-2003, 03:32 PM

well yeah,
even if I COULD cum, I don't
cause then I'd feel all gay and shit.

it's the worst in a hotel racing through the free 2 minute previews,
if you lose the window of opportunity, your screwed

DGW · 03-28-2003, 03:33 PM

why not watch all chic porns?
i think thatz the best way to go anyway

GonzoStyle · 03-28-2003, 03:35 PM

I'm proud of you GW, you didn't take the obvious gay joke.

My money is on Ronin.

Jack · 03-28-2003, 03:37 PM

Men do not belong in porn. Give me 2 chicks with a dildo going at eachother and I am golden.

Buttmunch · 03-28-2003, 03:39 PM

Jack, do you still have nocturnal emissions?

GonzoStyle · 03-28-2003, 03:39 PM

I don't mind dudes in porn, I just dont see the need to focus on their faces and shit.

I was watching the porn channel anyway, I dont have much choice.

Keyser Soze · 03-28-2003, 03:40 PM

i'd just like to note that you are en fuego this morning sir, welcome back :thumbs-up:

crx girl · 03-28-2003, 03:41 PM

yeah, i don't really enjoy men in my porn either

GonzoStyle · 03-28-2003, 03:42 PM

Thanks buddy.

I'd like to point out that tricia is a frigid bitch and her opinion is unwarranted cause she turned down THE sleeper.

drusilla · 03-28-2003, 03:50 PM

Quote:why not watch all chic porns?
i think thatz the best way to go anyway

exactly

Cowboy · 03-28-2003, 04:00 PM

Wheres the quote button on this board? :clueless:

Anyways...
I want to third that notion Drusilla.

Hybrid · 03-28-2003, 04:10 PM

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GonzoStyle · 03-28-2003, 04:12 PM

hahaha, you're laughing with me, right buddy?

Cowboy · 03-28-2003, 04:12 PM

What is so funny?

Keyser Soze · 03-28-2003, 04:15 PM

I like this Cowboy guy, where did you get him?

Ken'sPen · 03-28-2003, 04:17 PM

lets put Cowboy, a rat, and LZ in a maze, and keep whoever finds the cheese.

Cowboy · 03-28-2003, 04:18 PM

Actually, I signed up a long time ago. I used to run a board and Jack and Sean helped me with some things. I just happened to find the bookmark and decided to come and play.