Jeff left his computer on

[Galt]

yipee!

I have no idea what this website is or why he was on it, but just went to the bathroom

I am taking control of his computer. Now I am going to send off color emails.

Don't tell him, k?

[Hybrid]

:32:

[HedCold]

do you like the red sox too?

[Arpikarhu]

if this is real i am a happy man

[HedCold]

i think this is the thread galt wants us to say bad things about him in

he is soooooo gay

[The Sleeper]

haha Jeff is getting clowned by his roomie

[Galt]

Lesson:

Don't turn your computer on and realize you quickly have to take a shit before your 3:30 class. When I find out who did this, I will kill them.

If it is a guy, I will mock him mercilessly for actually typing "k"

[The Sleeper]

whoever did this talks exactly like you and formats their sentences neatly like you too.

[Galt]

so they are educated?

OK, thanks for helping Sherlock. That narrows my search down.

[Arpikarhu]

i think it was him all along. for shame!

[Keyser Soze]

who is jeff?

[Galt]

I am. Nice to meet you Anthony.

[HollywoodJewMoses]

jeff is such a nerdy name

[Danked]

Anthony's not here right now, but if you'd like to leave a message I'd be happy to forward it to his new address.