You learn something new everyday...

[Danked]

On November 29, 2000, Pope John Paul II was named an "Honorary Harlem Globetrotter."

[Gooch]

christ, another nigger?

[Danked]

India has a Bill of Rights for cows.

[Arpikarhu]

On November 29, 2000, Pope John Paul II was named an "Honorary Harlem Globetrotter."

what rock were you under that day? sheesh!

[Danked]

In 1976, a Los Angeles secretary named Jannene Swift officially married a fifty pound rock. More than twenty people witnessed the ceremony.

[Arpikarhu]

i am learning too much!! make it stop!!

[crx girl]

can someone teach me how to get motivated to clean? better yet, who wants to just come over and show me...

[Suzie]

I could, if you didn't have a bum ticker..... ;-)

[Galt]

That bribery charge that his son got away with was some of the biggest bullshit. It was such crap, he was so obviously guilty. Hell, they had him on video tape for Christ's sakes. But nooooooo! It's the Pope's son so we let him skate.

He still fucking lives in the same town in California where he bribed that town official and is still doing the exact same job. It's like it never happened.

[crx girl]

the pope has a son?


and what does my bum ticker have to do with someone cleaning my apartment?

[Danked]

Jesus died for your sins.

[crx girl]

well, that was silly of him

[Danked]

Seriously.

[The Jays]

... pfft, I learned about that globetrotter thing on the Z Morning Zoo last Thursday....

[Jack]

Jack doesn't actually exhist.

[Danked]

During his entire life, Vincent Van Gogh sold exactly one painting, Red Vineyard at Arles.

[Keyser Soze]

on this day the jays admitted he listens to the z morning zoo. yeck.

[crx girl]

i don't find that particularly surprising

[Keyser Soze]

its disturbing

[crx girl]

we all knew he listens to bad pop music already