Sluggo's intervention... - Only cuz we love you...

IrishAlkey · 01-15-2002, 08:42 AM

Seriously, step away from the fucking keyboard. It ain't worth throwing your life away over a message board. We all know you mean well but, it's getting out of hand. Start a family, watch a movie, buy a puppy, do some laundry, eat, sleep, take a good shit, do anything it takes to regain what you once called a life. We're in this together. I know you can do it. Just imagine what it would be like if you were to look in the mirror one day and see Maynard in the reflection.

Sean Cold · 01-15-2002, 08:45 AM

dude, jealous much?

Don't worry, you still rate as the biggest post whore around in my book. If sluggo wants to play, let him damn it!

Oh, and Ikea, do not make another no posting bet, I will stab you if you do!!!!!! :burnfucker:

IrishAlkey · 01-15-2002, 08:47 AM

Sean Cold Wrote:dude, jealous much?

Don't worry, you still rate as the biggest post whore around in my book. If sluggo wants to play, let him damn it!

Oh, and Ikea, do not make another no posting bet, I will stab you if you do!!!!!! :burnfucker:

Come on, he's old. I just wanna see him enjoy life before the worms start eating away at his rotted flesh.

IkeaBoy · 01-15-2002, 08:47 AM

alkey's just upset he hasn't made 100 posts yet and trust me I won't make another no posting bet for quite awhile

IrishAlkey · 01-15-2002, 08:52 AM

IkeaBoy Wrote:alkey's just upset he hasn't made 100 posts yet and trust me I won't make another no posting bet for quite awhile

I can hit 100 anytime I want.
But, with Sluggo, you have to realize how much the arthritis and the trifocals slow down his typing.
One reply takes him at least 10 minutes to conjure up, then another 20 just to type.
He's hardly living a productive life.

Sluggo · 01-15-2002, 09:00 AM

IrishAlkey Wrote:
Quote:alkey's just upset he hasn't made 100 posts yet and trust me I won't make another no posting bet for quite awhile
I can hit 100 anytime I want.
But, with Sluggo, you have to realize how much the arthritis and the trifocals slow down his typing.
One reply takes him at least 10 minutes to conjure up, then another 20 just to type.
He's hardly living a productive life.

Remember...
Age and treachery will overcome youth and strength every time. :no, really, fuck off:

IrishAlkey · 01-15-2002, 09:01 AM

Sluggo Wrote:
Quote:
Quote:alkey's just upset he hasn't made 100 posts yet and trust me I won't make another no posting bet for quite awhile
I can hit 100 anytime I want.
But, with Sluggo, you have to realize how much the arthritis and the trifocals slow down his typing.
One reply takes him at least 10 minutes to conjure up, then another 20 just to type.
He's hardly living a productive life.
Remember...
Age and treachery will overcome youth and strength every time. :no, really, fuck off:

Keep telling yourself that while crying as I fuck you in your "aging and treacherous" ass.

crx girl · 01-15-2002, 09:58 AM

yeah, sluggo, i think you have a problem :fuggin:

Sephiroth · 01-15-2002, 11:29 AM

You see Sluggo, thats the thing about my Ninja Death Squad.

They are so good, you never know where they are. In fact, one could be................. right behind you!!

Keyser Soze · 01-15-2002, 03:14 PM

Sephiroth Wrote:You see Sluggo, thats the thing about my Ninja Death Squad.

They are so good, you never know where they are. In fact, one could be................. right behind you!!

My robots could totally kick your ninja's asses.

Sluggo · 01-15-2002, 05:34 PM

Quote:My robots could totally kick your ninja's asses.

You'd better watch out...
Those NINJAS are gonna FLIP OUT AND CUT OFF YOUR HEAD!!!

Lord Magus · 01-15-2002, 05:43 PM

Don't forget..
your robots might kick the ninja's asses...
But then he'll just send the ROBOT NINJAS.. and all hope will be lost

Maynard · 01-15-2002, 05:47 PM

Quote:Don't forget..
your robots might kick the ninja's asses...
But then he'll just send the ROBOT NINJAS.. and all hope will be lost

Look here Magoo

fbd · 01-15-2002, 05:48 PM

Maynard Wrote:
Quote:Don't forget..
your robots might kick the ninja's asses...
But then he'll just send the ROBOT NINJAS.. and all hope will be lost
Look here Magoo

i think those lessons are working for maynard

Lord Magus · 01-15-2002, 06:08 PM

Well I'm glad you two have finally sought help.. god knows you need it.
But really... you know you have no hope of being as much a rapier wit as I, so why continue to attempt to compare?

Maynard · 01-15-2002, 06:11 PM

Lord Magus Wrote:Well I'm glad you two have finally sought help.. god knows you need it.
But really... you know you have no hope of being as much a raper wit as I, so why continue to attempt to compare?

Yeah, you certainly do rape wit you unoriginal deek.

fbd · 01-15-2002, 06:11 PM

Lord Magus Wrote:Well I'm glad you two have finally sought help.. god knows you need it.
But really... you know you have no hope of being as much a rapier wit as I, so why continue to attempt to compare?

magus, when people say that they have a "rapier wit", they mean sharp, not being as witty as a short sword

virgingrrl · 01-16-2002, 05:31 AM

ahhh, leave poor sluggo alone, let him be the whore that he is

Maynard · 07-26-2002, 07:27 AM

4000 posts????

You motherfuckin whore!