I'm so out of shape

Galt · 07-21-2003, 04:26 PM

I can only do 27 pushups in a row. And they probably aren't even correct pushups.

Hybrid · 07-21-2003, 04:36 PM

thats weak dude

Ken'sPen · 07-21-2003, 04:42 PM

Charlie can do 65 pushups,
but only when "she" lies below him,
and he gets to dip his cock into "her ass....

Galt · 07-21-2003, 04:47 PM

Charlie is 39 years old. And wildy out of shape. He probably can't do 10

Ken'sPen · 07-21-2003, 04:50 PM

but I hear he is in "training"
9.......
10..........

aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I'm 38 a year ago I could do 50,
haven't worked out much,
I would do some in my office right now,
but then I'd be forced to post an emberassing number.
although my spelling is is "emberassing" enough.

The Sleeper · 07-21-2003, 04:50 PM

but he has a 16 inch cock

Galt · 07-21-2003, 04:56 PM

regardless. 27 pushups is shameful.

DGW · 07-21-2003, 04:59 PM

pushups are easy for 2 types of people
short people and thin people
i'm 6'1 and 200 lbs
i'm in pretty' good shape
but once i get up to 30 pushups it gets diffucult
plus itz better to do sets anyway
ranging form 20 to 30 reps
3 to 4 sets
i remember in school when we had to go for that presidential fitness award
i could do over a hundred with out stoppoing
but alas no more
wonder if the beer has anything to do with it?

Galt · 07-21-2003, 05:18 PM

So you and Ken's Pen are still doing keeping that schtick where you both post exactly in the same format?

Ken'sPen · 07-21-2003, 05:26 PM

Is Charlie still doing that schtick where he fucks your ex hosebag? better than you?

Velociti · 07-21-2003, 05:40 PM

:17:

Galt · 07-21-2003, 05:56 PM

I would assume he is.

Keyser Soze · 07-21-2003, 06:01 PM

39? how old are you?

Galt · 07-21-2003, 06:03 PM

I'm 28. she's 27

PatCooper · 07-21-2003, 06:04 PM

i actually tried doing push ups last night and it was very sad. i think i did 10 and gave up. I can rule sit ups though. easy 100 when i want.

GonzoStyle · 07-21-2003, 06:37 PM

Push u.. Push pops?

DGW · 07-21-2003, 06:44 PM

i've alwayz posted this way
maybe you should do a couple of pushaways from the pc and maybe you'll get to 30 pushups

Keyser Soze · 07-21-2003, 06:47 PM

Shes a weirdo for seriously considering a 39 year old man. You're better off without a mentally unstable chick like that. They're fun to date but you don't want to wind up in a serious relationship with one.

crx girl · 07-21-2003, 06:59 PM

you'll be rethinking that statement in 10 years when you want to bang a 25 year old

DGW · 07-21-2003, 07:02 PM

Quote:you'll be rethinking that statement in 10 years when you want to bang a 25 year old

you aint just whistlin' dixie