alpaca

[Galt]

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[Hoon]

They're cute.

Until they spit a wad of Red Man in your face.

[HedCold]

alizee > them

[Keyser Soze]

shes dreamy!

[Goatweed]

aren't those llamas?

[QuickStop]

i like the one with the dreads

[Goatweed]

do they make good pets?

[Keyser Soze]

do you have any of them showing their ass?

[Hoon]

When I click to resize the last one.

It looks like it's attacking me.
I involuntarily strike the 'Praying Mantis' stance.



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[QuickStop]

<img src=http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fbdlingfrg3/files/QuickStopsSigs/alizee_alpaca_hump.gif >

[Keyser Soze]

thats so fucking hot.

[Galt]

Since 1984, alpacas have appeared, almost simultaneously, in several countries where they had never been seen before. The U.S., Canada, New Zealand, France, Australia and England have all acquired the foundation animals for national herds. What makes this animal so desirable? Bottom line: alpacas are both profitable and enjoyable.

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[diceisgod]

I'm lost. You motherfuckers.

[Galt]

<ul>· Alpacas are safe, they don't bite or butt. Even if they did, without incisors, horns hoofs or claws, little harm can he done.

· Alpacas are small and easy to handle.

· Alpacas are useful: they produce fine and valuable fleece as well as make wonderful pets.

· Alpacas are intelligent, which makes them pleasant to be around and easy to train.

· Alpacas are beautiful; they come in over 22 colors, and are clean and pleasant to be near.

· Alpacas do not require butchering in order to be profitable.

· Alpacas do not require special shelter or care.

· Alpacas are considered disease-resistant animals, which low­ers insurance and veterinarian costs.

· Alpacas are adaptable to varied habitat, successfully being raised from Australia to Alaska and from 15,000 feet to sea level.

· Alpacas are rare outside of South America and cannot be mass-produced.

· Alpacas require minimal fencing.

· Alpacas can be pastured at 5-10 per acre.

· Alpacas are easy to transport, which allows them to be traded across the country or around the world.

· Alpacas have a relatively long and trouble-free reproductive life span.

· Alpacas can be insured against loss.
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[Doc]

My buddies has a girlfriend whose family raises alpacas. They have a small clothing business, liek sweaters and crap made from alpaca fleece, it's actually some nice stuff. We helped her shear them once, and one of the alpacas got scared and peed on my buddy, it was the most pungent aroma ever to come from a living thing

[diceisgod]

This is like In Search of w/ Leonard Nimoy but makes less sense.

[diceisgod]

1000 years before the Great Pyramid of Giza was completed, the ancient ancestors of the Inca were measuring their wealth by the numbers of alpacas they owned and were enjoying the finest garments woven from the fleece of their great alpaca herds.


2000 years before King David united the tribes of Israel, members of pre-Incan nobility were draping themselves in multicolored robes of gossamer sheen produced from alpaca fiber as they performed the mysterious rituals of their religion and culture.


3000 years before the Iliad and the Odyssey were transcribed from myth to parchment, the Peruvian people were expanding a thriving economy built in part on the commercial value of their treasured alpacas. Through man's first known use of selective breeding, they were producing alpacas whose quality of fleece was far superior to even the best contemporary alpacas.


500 years before Rome began to build its empire and the warring barbarian tribes were flooding into the territories of Modern Europe, the alpaca was firmly entrenched as a major cornerstone in the Incan empire which encompassed most of the western side of the South American continent.

[Keyser Soze]

daddy i want an oompa loompa now!

[The Sleeper]

i don't get this thread

[diceisgod]

Assimilate