I wonder if...

[GonzoStyle]

any of the board members commited suicide during the blackout. The fear of having to go outside might have been too much for some to handle.

anyone seen jack?

[HedCold]

he's still around

[GonzoStyle]

BTW I commited suicide, I am posting from the other side.

[Hoon]

I knew John Edward wasn't 'special'.

[GonzoStyle]

Hell isn't so bad but we only get dial up service here and AOL is our service provider.

[Jack]

I fuckin hate you. :angry:

[Mad]

So how did you kill yourself?

Jump in front of a train?

[Kid Afrika]

we only get dial up service here

Do ya have indoor plumbin'?

[GonzoStyle]

So how did you kill yourself?

Jump in front of a train?

The trains weren't running stupid face!!!

I took a bath and dropped a radio in it.

[Jack]

Battery powered?

What did you get, a whole 9 Volts?

[HedCold]

are you going to come back in 7 years?

[GonzoStyle]

we only get dial up service here

Do ya have indoor plumbin'?

No but we do have Comic Night here, Hitler does Rich Vos jokes.

You ain't lived till ya heard hitler offer you a dryer door.

[The Jays]

...I saw some beautiful titties yesterday, and exclaimed "I've died and gone to heaven!" My brother then shot me in the face to make sure I wasn't lying.

[GonzoStyle]

Battery powered?

What did you get, a whole 9 Volts?

yes, then I drank fifths and proclaimed I wasn't drunk.... all to myself cause I had no computer to post it on.

[Jack]

About time you did something normal.

[GonzoStyle]

About time you did something normal.

Ofcourse a rube would say acting like a rube is "normal"

[Jack]

Yeah, and ducks quack. Your point?

[GonzoStyle]

"and ducks quack"

you are such a fuckin hick, if you die and go to hell keep away from me, I have a rep to uphold. You hang out with the trenchcoat mafia geeks and JFK Jr.

[Jack]

AT LEAST I HAD POWER YESTERDAY AND TODAY!!!!

[GonzoStyle]

You never had power a day in your life, go get me a soda.