Why I love Alkey - by Splat

Splatterpunk · 09-06-2003, 12:40 AM

1. Longevity
2. [censored]
3. ambisexuality

diceisgod · 09-06-2003, 12:44 AM

Enough

Splatterpunk · 09-06-2003, 12:45 AM

4. The dice video

IrishAlkey · 09-06-2003, 12:48 AM

DIG is upset he didn't start this thread.

Splatterpunk · 09-06-2003, 12:48 AM

5. The IrishAlkey Winecellar

IrishAlkey · 09-06-2003, 12:49 AM

Is that where we keep the porn? Undecided

Splatterpunk · 09-06-2003, 12:50 AM

I'm sorry, that's classified.

6. ^%*&(&%$# [code]

IrishAlkey · 09-06-2003, 01:04 AM

Pfft...

I'll jerk off sans stimulation!

Splatterpunk · 09-06-2003, 01:10 AM

7. Perpetual self-sufficient erotica

IrishAlkey · 09-06-2003, 01:17 AM

You use such pretty words.

I now have stimulation.

Galt · 09-06-2003, 01:19 AM

[http://www.pictureofadeadhorse.com/gettingbeaten.jpg]

IrishAlkey · 09-06-2003, 01:20 AM

Your link is broken.

Rolleyes

Splatterpunk · 09-06-2003, 01:24 AM

7. Mutual gratification, ooh

Splatterpunk · 09-06-2003, 01:30 AM

& 8. Self-gratification w/ barn animals

IrishAlkey · 09-06-2003, 01:31 AM

I deny #8

Splatterpunk · 09-06-2003, 01:33 AM

You're very sweet when you're indignant.

IrishAlkey · 09-06-2003, 01:36 AM

I'm a very indignified individual.

diceisgod · 09-06-2003, 01:41 AM

For some reason the word "indignance" make me feel uncomfortable. Reminds me of a girl named Nancy that offered to stick her finger up my ass while she blew me. She was just trying to be nice. I almost feel bad for punching her in the face. Btw I just lied several times in this post.

IrishAlkey · 09-06-2003, 01:43 AM

The part about Nancy being a girl is lie numero uno.

diceisgod · 09-06-2003, 01:48 AM

Well I thought that was a strange looking "finger"