I just bought...

[Bland]

Big green slippers that have yellow claws on them. They look like Godzilla's feet and I am stomping around the apartment like it is Tokyo. This is fun!!

[Goatweed]

I guess you forgot to take your meds today?

[Bland]

I am making all sorts of growling and crushing and stomping noises too. Run for your lives!! I am Godzilla!!

[Keyser Soze]

dont have a stroke

[Galt]

So it's Godzilla slippers and a sombrero?

[Bland]

I just kicked over a stack of books like they were a skyscraper. CRASH! BLAMMO!

[IrishAlkey]

My, Godzilla, what long fingers you have.

[Keyser Soze]

take a picture!!!

[Bland]

So it's Godzilla slippers and a sombrero?

Whwere did sombrero come from? It is just me in my jammies scaring the citizens of tokyo. Sick days are fun!

[Galt]

interesting how you subtly threw in that you weren't naked right now. Make us think you are wearing clothes right now to throw any amatuer sleuths off your trail.

[Bland]

I was wearing clothes. I had my NFL jammies on. Now I am dressed. I put the slippers away in order to give the tiny imaginary Japanese people in my house time to rebuild.

[Keyser Soze]

which team?

[Bland]

It has all of the teams.

[Galt]

any thoughts on the recent spate of suicide bombings in Israel?

[Bland]

any thoughts on the recent spate of suicide bombings in Israel?

I would end all of the problems by stomping the jews and the arabs with my slippers.

[The Sleeper]

you're so cute

[diceisgod]

I just bought... Big green slippers that have yellow claws on them.

The economy is on the rise.

[Bland]

I hope that my slippers aren't terrorizing the other shoes and sneakers in my closet.

[crx girl]

how far behind are you? in like, 1992 my friend had those slippers only when you stomped hard they made a growling sound...

[Goatweed]

Pez dispensers > zany slippers