Nuptials - Spouses, your expertise please

Splatterpunk · 09-11-2003, 09:36 PM

I'm getting married October 12 for the first time. I thought cold feet didn't start until the day of... but I'm planning all kinds of illegal and violent things to avoid it.

crx girl · 09-11-2003, 09:44 PM

sounds like you're off to a healthy start

Keyser Soze · 09-11-2003, 09:47 PM

i know this nice jewish boy who would be perfect for you.

crx girl · 09-11-2003, 09:47 PM

sleeper?

Keyser Soze · 09-11-2003, 09:48 PM

sleeper is a jew?

crx girl · 09-11-2003, 09:49 PM

i think he's half a jew

Keyser Soze · 09-11-2003, 09:50 PM

i was thinking of someone else. someone jewier.

The Sleeper · 09-11-2003, 09:53 PM

whackbagkid?

crx girl · 09-11-2003, 09:54 PM

he does live on the upper east side, doesn't get much jewier than that

Splatterpunk · 09-11-2003, 09:58 PM

I should have stayed in California, where I was chased mostly by women

Splatterpunk · 09-11-2003, 10:04 PM

Quote:i know this nice jewish boy who would be perfect for you

Who anyway?

Splatterpunk · 09-11-2003, 10:06 PM

Maybe I'll just get me another bottle of wine.

crx girl · 09-11-2003, 10:08 PM

Splatterpunk Wrote:I should have stayed in California, where I was chased mostly by women

that doesn't sound so bad

Splatterpunk · 09-11-2003, 10:17 PM

It wasn't really. Is Gonz a jew?

crx girl · 09-11-2003, 10:21 PM

he is

Mad · 09-11-2003, 10:25 PM

Thought he was half a Jew.

Splatterpunk · 09-11-2003, 10:26 PM

There I go then. Champagne for everyone. And please send Gonz up when he gets home. I'm drawing his bath.

One of you will have to dispose of my other husband please thanks.

crx girl · 09-11-2003, 10:29 PM

i don't know that i approve of this

Splatterpunk · 09-11-2003, 10:34 PM

Do I need a blood test or something?

IrishAlkey · 09-11-2003, 10:41 PM

So you're saying I have until october 12th to close this deal?

I've had worse ultimatums.