Guess what I just did in my company's bathroom?

Galt · 11-06-2003, 02:13 PM

!!!

The Sleeper · 11-06-2003, 02:14 PM

washed your hands!

HollywoodJewMoses · 11-06-2003, 02:29 PM

banged a fat chick?

Galt · 11-06-2003, 02:37 PM

While Sleeper is correct, there's nothing compelling about that which would give me reason enough to start a thread about it. I also opened the door and walked inside.

I did something else; something worthy of an exclaimation point !!!

The Sleeper · 11-06-2003, 02:40 PM

WhackBagKid Wrote:banged a fat chick?

HollywoodJewMoses · 11-06-2003, 02:40 PM

fingered a fat chick?

diceisgod · 11-06-2003, 02:43 PM

Make peepees!!!

Galt · 11-06-2003, 02:44 PM

I was in the men's bathroom.

There were no women in there
There are no fat chicks in my office
And no, I didn't do anything sexual with a guy either.

diceisgod · 11-06-2003, 02:50 PM

Well if you opened up a vein you better let us know pretty quick. Time's running out.

Danked · 11-06-2003, 02:50 PM

You cleaned shit out of your underpants?

Goatweed · 11-06-2003, 02:52 PM

took a shit? shitting and getting paid for it is always a good thing.

Galt · 11-06-2003, 02:56 PM

come on!

evacuating my bowels and bladder are not new thread fodder!

The Sleeper · 11-06-2003, 02:56 PM

JERKED OFF OVER THE TOILET?!?!

Galt · 11-06-2003, 02:59 PM

YES!!!!

Now THAT is compelling enough for me to post about.

But no.

The Sleeper · 11-06-2003, 03:00 PM

if that is compelling enough to make a thread about, i'd be making a lot more threads.

Galt · 11-06-2003, 03:01 PM

ewwwwww. At work?

The Sleeper · 11-06-2003, 03:01 PM

jerking off at work is fun times

diceisgod · 11-06-2003, 03:03 PM

We should have a contest to see how many different toilets we can jerk off into. You get bonus points for urinals.

The Sleeper · 11-06-2003, 03:04 PM

I am so down for this

Galt · 11-06-2003, 03:06 PM

If you can beat off in a urinal at work during office hours, you are a king.