my roommates gf

[HedCold]

comes today and is staying for the next month or something, so she'll be here for another week and a half while i am.
i bet it'll be jajajajjajajaj all night long

[Bland]

Wait till he goes out and pork her mercilessly!

[HollywoodJewMoses]

what?

[HedCold]

i guess i should clean my side of the room

[Hybrid]

why? they shouldnt be going on your side of the room!!!!($!($!

[fbd]

my roommate met his gf here, fucking incredible looking girl...she's here almost every night, but they keep me in sexile, so not only do i not get to be in the room, i can't watch, either

[HedCold]

i haven't cleaned my room all year, so i might as well now
and jessica just tried to empty the garbage into a bag, but missed, and got peanut shelss all over the floor. jajjajajajajja

[HedCold]

for the last couple of weeks i didn't know where a pair of jeans were

well i found them just now, in all places, my drawer

[Galt]

is jajjajajajajja a good thing or a bad thing?

[HedCold]

yes


my room is all nice and organized, its like i just moved in

[Bland]

Now wait for him to go out for beer and then cornhole the livin bejeezus out of her!

[HedCold]

she's not here yet



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[Bland]

Perfect time to prep the restraints.

[Mad]

Roofies or GHB should help to knock his dumb ass out, then you could have a threesome with her and joobies. You'll be the man then.

[HedCold]

after the next week and a half, i better know alot more spanish then soupa and jajajaja

[Bland]

You tag that ass yet?

[HedCold]

they left to get food

[Bland]

You should have berated him for forcing her to go out in this cold. Then he would have gone out for food and you would be balls deep in her bung hole. Fool!

[HedCold]

is this how you got the girl from the 7th floor?

[Bland]

No. I used my boyish good looks, my debonair charm, and alot of begging.