this is so noteworthy, I'll say it twice

[Galt]

I just gave money to a bum

[Danked]

He'll just keep bugging you now when he sees you.

[diceisgod]

You said it better over there.

[Goatweed]

a fool and his money are easily <s>separated</s> parted. (same thing)

[Keyser Soze]

did you tell him to dance?

[Gooch]

where did you put his body?

[The Jays]

Unless he was mildly amusing, or did something cool with a knife and a kitten, you should not have given him anything. Bums are leechs which offer nothing to society as a whole, and the only gain you can possibly receive is the warmth that surrounds your heart for a couple of seconds, and you can receive the same warmth from tax-deductible charities.

[IrishAlkey]

I gave a bum money once when he said "would you like to adopt a poor homeless man"?

It was a good line.

[The Jays]

I no longer give money to the bums that have that "Drugs, hooker.....honesty" sign. The only thing worse than a bum is an unoriginal bum.

[Goatweed]

I never give bums money - period. They should get jobs or get dead.

[GonzoStyle]

Today a bum gave me money and something to ponder.

[IrishAlkey]

A BJ?

[HedCold]

i give money depending on my mood and if i have change in my pocket

[GonzoStyle]

A BJ?

is that how the spics kids go through the alphabet?

[diceisgod]

They probably go through his wallet a lot quicker.

[IrishAlkey]

I don't bring my wallet into her apartment, so poo on you.

[GonzoStyle]

Nor when you go out since she's your gravy train.

[IrishAlkey]

That was an incorrect and asinine assumption.

I go out alone looking for her replacement.

[GonzoStyle]

when you asinine, you make an as of in and ine.

[IrishAlkey]

Don't take anymore vacations.