In keeping with the current posting style, a story - About a guy dying on my flight to Vegas

[Galt]

I was on a plane to Vegas once.

While on it, some guy died.

[Arpikarhu]

mass poster

[Galt]

bitch

[Arpikarhu]

ladi wannabe

[HollywoodJewMoses]

one time i was on the T here in boston and some old woman died on the train.

[Kid Afrika]

I shot a man in Brooklyn, just to watch him die.

[Galt]

How did you know she died? Did everyone run away from the train like they were going to catch death or something? The people on the plane freaked all out. I could see his feet when they were trying to put the life back in him. Then the rerouted use to Cleveland. I sat there all night; missed a day of Vegas.

[HedCold]

I sat there all night; missed a day of Vegas.

thats the real tragedy

[crx girl]

couple years ago i worked in a cafe in riverside park. we were hosting a company picnic for what i thought was an old people home. anyway, one guy was playing softball for a while, stopped because he was tired and came over and got a hamburger. sat down to eat and keeled over dead. one of the waitresses was doing cpr for probably a good 20-30 minutes before paramedics found their way down there. turns out he had a massive coronary and was gonna drop dead any day. still can't figure out if it was lucky or unfortunate that he was spending his day with his 5 year old daughter

[HollywoodJewMoses]

i know she died because they stopped the train at the next stop and the paramedics took her off the train after trying to revive her.

[Arpikarhu]

i like pot

[crx girl]

i like you

[Arpikarhu]

i am blushing. lets do the nasty!

[crx girl]

ok

[Arpikarhu]

what exactly is the nasty? i am not sure. i heard some guys on my corner say it and i thought i would use it to sound cool.

[crx girl]

oh. wanna do something else instead?

[Arpikarhu]

lets do the dirty deed!

[crx girl]

why does it all sound so evil. can't we do something nice and clean?

[Arpikarhu]

i could polish your rectum.

[crx girl]

that sounds good