So a bunch of russian kids came to my school

QuickStop · 03-02-2004, 07:50 PM

they are from a russian mission school or something where they are all sons or daughters of russian diplomats. after their little speeches, like 20 of them went outside and got high with the school stoners. it was pretty amusing

Mad · 03-02-2004, 08:13 PM

Did you ask to buy one of the whores?

The Sleeper · 03-02-2004, 08:16 PM

ochin smishnaw

Galt · 03-02-2004, 08:41 PM

When I was in college, one of the guys I hung out with used to pretend he was Russian all the time. Any time we met someone new, he would throw on this this accent and talk about vodka

HedCold · 03-02-2004, 08:51 PM

call one of them a cyka (soo-kah)

QuickStop · 03-02-2004, 09:53 PM

we were thinking about asking if the cars drive you in russia, but we decided not to.

Black Lazerus · 03-02-2004, 10:02 PM

QuickStop Wrote:we were thinking about asking if the cars drive you in russia, but we decided not to.

that's only in soviet Russia,dummy.

Keyser Soze · 03-02-2004, 10:03 PM

HEY OLAF, DO BERZERKER

The Sleeper · 03-02-2004, 10:31 PM

OLAF! METAL FACE!

QuickStop · 03-02-2004, 11:56 PM

shit...i have the beserker shirt and didnt even think to wear it. that sucks.

diceisgod · 03-03-2004, 12:14 AM

The blacks must have been grateful to have a break from the buttom of the totem poll for at least one day.

QuickStop · 03-03-2004, 12:21 AM

there were actually more russians at my school today than blacks

The Sleeper · 03-03-2004, 12:29 AM

diceisgod Wrote:The blacks must have been grateful to have a break from the buttom of the totem poll for at least one day.

I resent that

GonzoStyle · 03-03-2004, 12:42 AM

The Sleeper Wrote:ochin smishnaw

anee naverniya skazali "hey pasmatri na etova pedorasta, on doomat shto on edgy seta roobashkai"

Danked · 03-03-2004, 01:14 AM

Hey pastrami?

GonzoStyle · 03-03-2004, 01:15 AM

hey pasmatri... hey look

Danked · 03-03-2004, 01:18 AM

Hey look at my deli meat?

Galt · 03-03-2004, 01:20 AM

If you just add "ny" in a word before a vowel it sounds Russian

Danked · 03-03-2004, 01:22 AM

Nypastrami.

Totally.

GonzoStyle · 03-03-2004, 01:23 AM

Yeah that's like idiots who add an "O" to everything and think that spanish people will automatically somehow understand them.

hey amigo, do you know-o where the restaurant-o is-o?

The worst have to be the ones who think if they say something really loud and repeat it a lot that a immigrant who doesnt speak english will understand them.

no, no, no the HIGHWAY, HIGHWAY... you undertsand? HIGHWAY!!! where is the HIGHWAY!!!