For Christ's sake man... even I, a fat black man, got some white trim by the age of 19. what are you, picky?
Just lay the pipe to anything that's breathing and has a vagina. They wanna fuck, you're just scared to close the deal. ABC, my friend, Always Be Closing.
You should hang with Keyser. You'll be banging fat non-existent redheads in Las Vegas tomorrow.