So, I Just Got Banned At The Doors Board.

[Hoon]

You can all start telling me what a bad ass I am, now.

[GonzoStyle]

we got banned there like over a year ago and it took most of us a few minutes, you're a bad mofo for sure.

[Hoon]

I guess my type of bad assishness is more tolerable.

[Arpikarhu]

that place still exists?

[GonzoStyle]

you are a prophet and poet.

[Arpikarhu]

big words coming from a man with a man purse.

[GonzoStyle]

yeah I was talkin to hoon, its not always about you, fucko!

[Hoon]

Yeah it still exists.

Hey, do you guys remember Luna?
She's the one who got me banned.

Basically, this 34 year old dude said something sexual and completly out of line to a girl he knew was 14 years old.
I took exception... and commented on what a lowlife he was.

Apparently Luna and quite a few others were willing to over look this momo's pedophelic statments because "he's a good guy".

So I made some comments about Luna's tits resembling fried eggs on a pale background, called her a cunt and degraded her for using her Lexus as a status symobol when it's really a high priced station wagon...... and BAM!
Banned.



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[diceisgod]

You should have asked how good Sluggo was

[Hoon]

How can you insult a woman with a Sluggo comment when she readily admits letting her dog climax inside her?



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[diceisgod]

How about I insult you, woman?

[GonzoStyle]

Yeah it still exists.

Hey, do you guys remember Luna?
She's the one who got me banned.

Basically, this 34 year old dude said something sexual and completly out of line to a girl he knew was 14 years old.
I took exception... and commented on what a lowlife he was.

Apparently Luna and quite a few others were willing to over look this momo's pedophelic statments because "he's a good guy".

So I made some comments about Luna's tits resembling fried eggs on a pale background, called her a cunt and degraded her for using her Lexus as a status symobol when it's really a high priced station wagon...... and BAM!
Banned.

Ok you can stay, I like you, you can come over and fuck my... me.

[Mad]

You could cruise for teen hookers.

[GonzoStyle]

The hookers around my way are all pro's.

[Hoon]

No hookers for me. I'm too picky.
But I am willing to learn how to shoot craps and carry a man purse, while still retaining my dignity.

[GonzoStyle]

carry a pistol in it.

[Hoon]

Do people with no arms carry wallets?

[Mad]

Carry, no. Hold in their teeth, yes.

[Hoon]

I hear Christopher Reeves used to have the pockets cut out of his pants and go commando just so he could victimize unsuspecting clerks by asking them to shove the change in his pocket.

[Arpikarhu]

the doors board loss seems to be our regret.