Detour bars - so amazing

[Galt]

I have these for breakfast every day. They are like heaven.

It's basically like eating a snickers bar for breakfast except it has better consistency, tastes better, and is much healthier.

30 GRAMS OF PROTEIN!!!!! 30 GRAMS!!!!!!!

Now, sure, it's got 10 grams of fat and 22 net carbs which could be a bit much for people who are Atkins or anti-fat freaks.

But as a meal replacement 10 grams of fat isn't bad at all. More importantly, they taste incredible.

I swear to God!

If you don't eat breakfast, it's really bad for you. You have to eat some thing. It's actually better to eat bacon and eggs than nothing for breakfast.

If you eat crap like a bagel and chesse, or muffin or other such empty carbs, you'll be much more filled with one of these bars (they are very filling), and 30 grams of protein is really good for you.

I can't possibly recommend this enough. It actually tastes good. Most protein bars taste like concentrated dust. These actually taste good. I promise promise promise.

There's another one called a U-Turn bar that kind of tastes like a Milky Way. Pretty good too. I'd also recommend, but Detour is the best.

[Buttmunch]

[Galt]

I've never had those. Those are coconut right? No thanks.

[Buttmunch]

Introducing the World's First Whey Protein Oat Bar!
New KONG takes the great taste and texture of oatmeal and combines in with 30 grams of high quality protein powered by America's #1 selling protein, Designer Whey™. Providing you with a nutrition profile that fills you up without weighing you down. Just 7 grams of net sugar carbs with all the muscle fueling complex carbs of a cup of oatmeal — including 5g of fiber! Available in three delicious flavors: Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip, Peanut Butter Banana and Chocolate Almond Fudge!


Nutrition Facts
Serving Size: 1 Bar (120 g)
Servings Per Container: 12


Amount Per Serving % Daily Value*

Calories 450

Calories from Fat 100

Total Fat 11 g 17%

Saturated Fat 4 g 20%

Trans Fat 0 g

Cholesterol 0 mg 0%

Sodium 240 mg 10%

Potassium 530 mg 15%

Total Carbohydrates 58 g 19%

Dietary Fiber 8 g 32%

Sugars 7 g

Sugar Alcohols 26 g

Other Carbohydrates 17 g

Protein 30 g 60%

Vitamin A 0%

Vitamin C 0%

Calcium 15%

Iron 15%

Riboflavin 10%

Niacin 2%

Vitamin B6 2%

Folic Acid 10%

Vitamin B12 10%

Phosphorus 40%

Magnesium 15%

Zinc 2%

*Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.




Ingredients:
Designer Whey Protein ™ Oat Blend (organic rolled oats, whey protein concentrate, PDUF whey protein™ isolate, hydrolyzed whey protein), Glycerine, Water, Almonds, Lactitol, Natural and Artificial Flavor, Fractionated Palm Kernel Oil, Cocoa (processed with Alkali), Calcium Caseinate, Hydrolyzed Gelatin, Milk Fat, Soy Lecithin, Vanilla, Potassium Sorbate, Acesulfame Potassium, Sodium Tripolyphosphate, Sucralose.



Product Notes:
Manufactured in a facility which processes wheat, peanuts, tree nuts and seeds.

Packaged Weight:
3.7 lbs.

Manufacturer Info:
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Edited By Buttmunch on 1099580690

[Arpikarhu]

breakfast of champions:

[Galt]

I'm telling you. Detour bars. I don't know what the hell Buttmunch is talking about.

Detour bars.

[Mad]

Don't they have any of those bars without fucking chocolate?

[Buttmunch]

"Here's Next Proteins' line of "health" bars.

[HollywoodJewMoses]

do you have stock in this company?

[Galt]

I think Buttmunch is echoing my statements but he's communicated it in a very confusing manner. So I'm not sure.

The ones I have in my desk right now:
chocolate covered caramel, peanut, & nugat type thing
white chocolate covered peanut butter and caramel
smores (chocolate covered w/ marshmallow and chocolate type filling)
dark chocolate covered peanut butter and caramel

[HollywoodJewMoses]

answer my question please

[IrishAlkey]

I don't eat breakfast.

[Galt]

I don't work for the company, no. I just love the stuff.

[Gooch]

I think Buttmunch is echoing my statements but he's communicated it in a very confusing manner. So I'm not sure.

The ones I have in my desk right now:
chocolate covered caramel, peanut, & nugat type thing
white chocolate covered peanut butter and caramel
smores (chocolate covered w/ marshmallow and chocolate type filling)
dark chocolate covered peanut butter and caramel

and you complain of ass stink leakage


try fruits and veggies.

[Galt]

yes, please give me tips on eating habbits.

[Goatweed]

I dont usually eat breakfast either, but I've gotten in the habit of downing a glass of OJ before I leave for work.

[IrishAlkey]

That was funny.

[Galt]

OJ isn't breakfast. you need protein for your belly. You need to stoke the fires in your belly so your metabolism speeds up. It's all about 5-6 small meals during the day rather than one or two big meals so you gorge yourself because your body is starved for food, then your body just stores it all as fat rather than burning it quickly off.

[Gooch]

yes, please give me tips on eating habits.

at least my fat ass isn't draining raw sewage.

[Galt]

how could you even see it?