Bumper stickers

[GonzoStyle]

I have a pretty decent commute to work, usually about an hour and during my trip I naturally run into traffic. During the traffic I notice peoples bumper stickers and with the immense issue of religion lately I have noticed a ton of religious bumper stickers and here's a few I saw today which I found amusing.


"Christians aren't perfect... just forgiven."

"Darwin Is Dead Jesus Is Alive. Which One Do You Trust With Your Eternal Soul?"

This one's my fav.
"His pain, our Gain!"

"Go to church don't wait for the Hearse to take you."

"Forbidden Fruits create many Jams"


There's so many more but I can't remember them all.

[Gooch]

((steps on soapbox))


i always found bumper stickers extremely tacky. If you have to "announce" who you are or your views in a bumper sticker or t-shirt, you are compensating or posing....in my opinion. and the fact that's it's religion lately falls pretty much with our other threads and posts....which i surmise that a lot of scared people are out their sipping the swill of their own fears and ignorance.


((steps off soapbox))

((curtains))

arpi, you can shut off the lights now.

[GonzoStyle]

I have a captain morgans bumper sticker cause I loves me some captain morgan.

[Keyser Soze]

i always thought the soapbox was implied

[Black Lazerus]

it would have to be if gooch was standing on top of it.

[Keyser Soze]

no that would be imploded

[Arpikarhu]

my favorite bumper sticker of all time was, "it may not be the mayflower but your daughter came across in it".
a close second was, "my other ride is your mother".

[Gooch]

my favorite bumper sticker of all time was, "it may not be the mayflower but your daughter came across in it".
a close second was, "my other ride is your mother".

it is you thats wrong with America. I shudder at the thought of what is plastered to the back of your vehicular deathtrap.

My two guesses to yours...

"Feed me, Seymour!"

or

"Drew Henson or BUST" with the first part, scratched out

[Gooch]

no that would be imploded

it would burst from the inside???

...must be from my charm and wit, and not the immense weight it was burdened with.



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[Black Lazerus]

...must be from my charm and wit,

no that is what the box contained, hence the vacuum in the box.

[Gooch]

Not funny.

If you were on Sanford and Son, you'd be Lamont, not Fred.

[Goatweed]

DON'T WORRY - BE HAPPY!

[GonzoStyle]

I just went out for a smoke and actually looked at my captain morgan bumper sticker and it's 3/4's peeled off!!!

Now people can see the remains of the WOW sticker that used to be there, the only reason the morgan sticker was there was to hide that.

[Arpikarhu]

my favorite bumper sticker of all time was, "it may not be the mayflower but your daughter came across in it".
a close second was, "my other ride is your mother".

it is you thats wrong with America. I shudder at the thought of what is plastered to the back of your vehicular deathtrap.

My two guesses to yours...

"Feed me, Seymour!"

or

"Drew Henson or BUST" with the first part, scratched out

i cant for a second believe that you actually think that was slightly witty.

[Gooch]

put up or shut up. you've become a whining jewish housewife.

[Arpikarhu]

put or shut up what? i dont think its whining to point out how fucking lame most of your lines are. they are really awful. its the worst of the borscht belt.
I just want you to be the best you that you can be.

[Gooch]

practice what you preach.

[Arpikarhu]

a stitch in time saves nine

[Gooch]

say it, don't spray it

[HedCold]

i have a my other ride is your mother shirt, that last week i decided will be my annoying drunk guy shirt.